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Old October 14th, 2021 | 11:13 AM
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No. But........ where is the world is that?
Old October 14th, 2021 | 11:37 AM
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Hong Kong supposedly has the record with 50 lanes. That's 40 right there.
Old October 14th, 2021 | 12:03 PM
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No it’s not Hong Kong. It’s the Katy Freeway in Houston, TX. It runs along Interstate 10.
Old October 14th, 2021 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ELY442
It’s the Katy Freeway in Houston, TX. It runs along Interstate 10.
The Katy Freeway is Interstate 10. Just as the Sam Houston Tollway is Beltway 8.
Old October 14th, 2021 | 01:17 PM
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The Katy freeway is 13 lanes wide with frontage roads not 40.
Old October 18th, 2021 | 09:35 AM
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Where you live again?
Old October 19th, 2021 | 11:15 AM
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You’ll make it home with no problem
Old October 20th, 2021 | 07:54 AM
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I’m not the smartest guy in the world but I don’t think this is not going to work
Old October 20th, 2021 | 08:18 AM
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Under dash A/C
Old October 22nd, 2021 | 10:25 AM
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Interior painting has never been so easy
Old October 22nd, 2021 | 10:28 AM
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Arriba!
Old October 25th, 2021 | 11:20 AM
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Here’s a great Halloween costume
Old October 25th, 2021 | 12:02 PM
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No, that's f'ing gross...........
Old October 25th, 2021 | 12:07 PM
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No, that's f'ing gross...........
Amen.
Old October 25th, 2021 | 04:47 PM
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Just being covid safe. everyone stays at least 6 feet away
Old October 25th, 2021 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stellar
Just being covid safe. everyone stays at least 6 feet away

Old October 26th, 2021 | 09:50 AM
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Old October 28th, 2021 | 10:25 AM
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It really works
Old October 29th, 2021 | 10:07 AM
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Wanna try one?
Old November 1st, 2021 | 10:10 AM
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Wait, what?
Old November 2nd, 2021 | 09:45 AM
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I think I’ll pee behind the tree
Old November 3rd, 2021 | 10:04 AM
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Someone needs to go back to school
Old November 3rd, 2021 | 10:14 PM
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Total fail!
Old November 4th, 2021 | 10:20 AM
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Mmm yummy
Old November 5th, 2021 | 10:03 AM
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Of course it’s safe for your kids
Old November 5th, 2021 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ELY442

Mmm yummy
For Anyone that has had kids or Grandkids this is as common as trees...
Old November 5th, 2021 | 04:53 PM
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Hong Kong freeway? Zero Zero interest. 🤮
Old November 8th, 2021 | 10:04 AM
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Am I missing something here?
Old November 9th, 2021 | 10:17 AM
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There’s a great view of the ocean from the balcony
Old November 10th, 2021 | 09:59 AM
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It runs in the family
Old November 11th, 2021 | 03:12 AM
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the ***** to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers ? ?
Old November 11th, 2021 | 04:06 AM
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Good one!
Old November 11th, 2021 | 09:28 AM
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Old November 15th, 2021 | 10:11 AM
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Clean up on aisle 10
Old November 15th, 2021 | 09:17 PM
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Yikes. If you don't know how to operate those forklifts they can get away from you quickly.


Old November 16th, 2021 | 05:18 AM
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I am old enough to get it.
Old November 16th, 2021 | 10:31 AM
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It’s your turn to do the dishes
Old November 17th, 2021 | 10:09 AM
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It really works
Old November 17th, 2021 | 10:45 AM
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Old November 17th, 2021 | 11:50 AM
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Those are great!


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