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Old August 22nd, 2022, 11:00 AM
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Old August 23rd, 2022, 09:51 AM
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This looks like fun for the wheelchair
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Old August 24th, 2022, 09:38 AM
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Make sure you closed the garage door
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Old August 25th, 2022, 09:58 AM
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Ok thanks for the advice
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Old August 26th, 2022, 09:40 AM
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I hope this guy has good dental insurance
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Old September 6th, 2022, 11:15 AM
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No need to run to the bathroom anymore
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Old September 7th, 2022, 10:15 AM
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Ok, thank you
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Old September 8th, 2022, 09:34 AM
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Ain’t this the truth
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Old September 9th, 2022, 10:18 AM
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Looks like someone got caught diving in here
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Old September 12th, 2022, 09:40 AM
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Wait, what?
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Old September 13th, 2022, 10:12 AM
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Sounds like fun
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Old September 14th, 2022, 09:35 AM
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No air conditioner? No problem
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Old September 15th, 2022, 09:43 AM
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I hope those are rechargeable
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Old September 16th, 2022, 06:14 AM
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Old September 16th, 2022, 09:57 AM
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I found your vise grip
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Old September 19th, 2022, 09:37 AM
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Old September 20th, 2022, 09:57 AM
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I can still see you when you closed the door
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Old September 21st, 2022, 09:35 AM
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That must be a really good Mexican food
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Old September 22nd, 2022, 04:21 AM
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...was that a Russian tank?
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Old September 22nd, 2022, 09:36 AM
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Nosy neighbors? This will cure the problem
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Old September 22nd, 2022, 06:52 PM
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Old September 22nd, 2022, 09:32 PM
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It will if you wire it to a car battery.
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Old September 23rd, 2022, 09:47 AM
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Sucks to be him
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Old September 26th, 2022, 09:28 AM
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This is the complaint center exit
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Old September 27th, 2022, 09:38 AM
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I bet he said to himself he should’ve stayed in bed
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Old September 28th, 2022, 09:48 AM
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Shoplifting is prohibited. We can watch every move you make
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Old September 28th, 2022, 10:56 AM
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Old September 28th, 2022, 04:17 PM
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^^x2^^ Yep...that's me.
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Old September 29th, 2022, 10:13 AM
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This is not going to end well
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Old September 30th, 2022, 09:43 AM
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Wouldn’t a straight pipe be better?
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Old September 30th, 2022, 12:50 PM
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The pipe was too long, so they shortened it........ LOL
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Old October 3rd, 2022, 09:44 AM
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They don’t like pancakes?
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Old October 4th, 2022, 09:55 AM
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Old October 5th, 2022, 09:39 AM
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Gutters are clogged? No problem
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Old October 7th, 2022, 09:57 AM
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Very sexy
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Old October 10th, 2022, 09:57 AM
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Nice headlights
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Old October 11th, 2022, 10:21 AM
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She’s going to make a long distance call
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Old October 12th, 2022, 09:59 AM
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This is a good excuse for not coming to work
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Old October 13th, 2022, 09:49 AM
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I still say it has a lot more to go
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