ClassicOldsmobile.com

Notices
The Clubhouse Place to chat about whatever's on your mind - doesn't have to be car related. NO POLITICS OR RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION ALLOWED.

Humor de jour XIII

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old January 20th, 2022, 09:51 AM
  #1321  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

My kind of a girl
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 21st, 2022, 09:58 AM
  #1322  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

To go upstairs, you need to walk upside down
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 24th, 2022, 10:11 AM
  #1323  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

I found your needle nose pliers
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 24th, 2022, 10:13 AM
  #1324  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267

no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 10:14 AM
  #1325  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

The best way to get better gas mileage
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 12:12 PM
  #1326  
72Cutlass S
 
gs72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Bakersfield, CA
Posts: 1,078
Lol
I couldn’t figure out how to get the image to post.
Attached Files
File Type: mov
IMG_0460.MOV (286.8 KB, 45 views)
Last edited by gs72; January 25th, 2022 at 12:17 PM.
gs72 is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 02:46 PM
  #1327  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
GS72 I couldn't open that at all either.


no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 02:54 PM
  #1328  
Running On Empty
 
Vintage Chief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2018
Location: Earth
Posts: 20,123
Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
GS72 I couldn't open that at all either.
It opened for me. You (obviously) need a video player on your PC which can play .mov files.
Vintage Chief is online now  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 03:57 PM
  #1329  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
Originally Posted by Vintage Chief
It opened for me. You (obviously) need a video player on your PC which can play .mov files.
Ha ha ha. My browser has a carburetor still. I change the jets but... I am only on my cell. My PC sits and rarely gets used. Color me old.

So can you post what it was here?
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 04:00 PM
  #1330  
Running On Empty
 
Vintage Chief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2018
Location: Earth
Posts: 20,123
Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So can you post what it was here?
I could post what it "is", which may be same as what is "was", if I did that I'd be posting the same thing which "is"; and, you can't open it.

Maybe I'll find a link URL on YouTube. I've seen it before some time ago.
Vintage Chief is online now  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 04:02 PM
  #1331  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
Ha ha ha. Killin me.
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 04:05 PM
  #1332  
Running On Empty
 
Vintage Chief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2018
Location: Earth
Posts: 20,123
Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So can you post what it was here?



Vintage Chief is online now  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 07:59 PM
  #1333  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 25th, 2022, 08:00 PM
  #1334  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267

no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 27th, 2022, 09:24 AM
  #1335  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Let’s go to Disney World and grab a wiener
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 27th, 2022, 01:56 PM
  #1336  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267

no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 28th, 2022, 03:50 AM
  #1337  
Registered User
 
chip-powell's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,325
Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
really?
Mine said "Just rub some dirt on it."

I find myself saying the same things to my kids.
chip-powell is offline  
Reply
Old January 28th, 2022, 10:23 AM
  #1338  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Women drivers 🙄
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old January 28th, 2022, 09:21 PM
  #1339  
Registered User
 
matt69olds's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: central Indiana
Posts: 5,402
Originally Posted by ELY442
Women drivers 🙄
the GPS said turn here, and that’s what she did!!!
matt69olds is offline  
Reply
Old January 29th, 2022, 12:13 AM
  #1340  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
Sorry. I can't take that take. I have known awesome strong women driver's. Started with my Mom. Women driver's are worse 🤣😂🤣 They are not the ones leaving a you name it car show in a Pinto based putzstang and going sideways into the only tree on a street. I love strong Women.
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old January 29th, 2022, 12:22 AM
  #1341  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267

no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old February 1st, 2022, 07:30 AM
  #1342  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267

no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old February 1st, 2022, 09:54 AM
  #1343  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

You still can get good fuel mileage from this
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 2nd, 2022, 10:08 AM
  #1344  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Why go to a gas station when you can take one home?
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 3rd, 2022, 09:40 AM
  #1345  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Why go to a train station when you can have a train come to you?
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 4th, 2022, 10:10 AM
  #1346  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

This must be a good show
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 7th, 2022, 09:59 AM
  #1347  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Someone needs to know their cardinal directions
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 7th, 2022, 10:06 AM
  #1348  
Registered User
 
Koda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Evansville, IN
Posts: 10,944
Or even to get at 90s.
Koda is offline  
Reply
Old February 7th, 2022, 10:06 PM
  #1349  
Registered User
 
matt69olds's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: central Indiana
Posts: 5,402
Originally Posted by ELY442

Someone needs to know their cardinal directions



Riiiight

Are you sure???
matt69olds is offline  
Reply
Old February 8th, 2022, 09:54 AM
  #1350  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Best seats to watch the super bowl
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 8th, 2022, 01:54 PM
  #1351  
Registered User
 
chip-powell's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,325
Originally Posted by ELY442

Best seats to watch the super bowl
Probably only 10-12 grand for those "obstructed view" seats
chip-powell is offline  
Reply
Old February 9th, 2022, 09:41 AM
  #1352  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009
Originally Posted by matt69olds

Riiiight

Are you sure???

Must be the same artist
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 9th, 2022, 07:10 PM
  #1353  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
So many horrible lame tattoos out there. Way more bad than good.
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old February 10th, 2022, 09:48 AM
  #1354  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Hungry?
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 10th, 2022, 11:11 AM
  #1355  
Registered User
 
RandyS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 2,972
Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So many horrible lame tattoos out there. Way more bad than good.
I'm personally not a fan of lots of tats, but I would be majorly pissed if I had to wear one of those all my life.......
RandyS is offline  
Reply
Old February 11th, 2022, 10:22 AM
  #1356  
Registered User
 
ELY442's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 2,009

Obviously the artist don’t know **** about manual transmission
ELY442 is offline  
Reply
Old February 11th, 2022, 12:06 PM
  #1357  
Registered User
 
RandyS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 2,972
That must be one of dem ferign transymissions........
RandyS is offline  
Reply
Old February 11th, 2022, 02:00 PM
  #1358  
Banned
 
no1oldsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 6,267
Originally Posted by ELY442

Obviously the artist don’t know **** about manual transmission
Obviously neither did the dumbass that let it happen.
no1oldsfan is offline  
Reply
Old February 11th, 2022, 02:53 PM
  #1359  
Registered User
 
RandyS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 2,972
The lettering is so crisp it almost looks like it is printed rather than needled. In any case though - yeah, dumb asses all around..........
RandyS is offline  
Reply
Old February 11th, 2022, 06:23 PM
  #1360  
Registered User
 
Fun71's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 14,701
Originally Posted by RandyS
The lettering is so crisp it almost looks like it is printed rather than needled. In any case though - yeah, dumb asses all around..........
Agree on all counts. Doesn't really look like a tattoo, but whatever, anyone who has ever driven a stick would see that as a FAIL immediately.

Time for Old Geezer Commentary on Modern Society:
Obviously young'uns who have never driven a manual transmission, both on the application side and on the receiving side. If either had a clue, it would have been done correctly, reflecting reality and not a clueless "artist's conception" of what an antique manual transmisison shift pattern looks like.

Kids these days.

Get off my lawn!
Last edited by Fun71; February 11th, 2022 at 06:30 PM.
Fun71 is offline  
Reply



Advanced Search
Quick Reply: Humor de jour XIII


Reply Closed Thread Share

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:14 PM.