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Old March 10th, 2022, 10:00 AM
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I don’t think this is a good town to live
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Old March 10th, 2022, 12:08 PM
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I don’t think this is a good town to live

I am literally dying right now. 😂😂😂
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Old March 11th, 2022, 09:51 AM
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Old March 11th, 2022, 06:18 PM
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I absolutely want to put this on my next installation job site.
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Old March 14th, 2022, 10:01 AM
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Old March 15th, 2022, 11:31 AM
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Clean up on aisle 3
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Old March 16th, 2022, 09:58 AM
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Old March 16th, 2022, 11:09 PM
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Old March 17th, 2022, 08:48 AM
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I want to be able to dance like those guys who are not the father on Maury.
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Old March 17th, 2022, 09:41 AM
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This is how you learn how to share with your next door neighbor’s bathroom
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Old March 18th, 2022, 09:27 AM
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Even carousel horses gotta go somewhere
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Old March 18th, 2022, 09:42 AM
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By law, every business must have a wheelchair ramp
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Old March 20th, 2022, 10:04 AM
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Don't forget to check your diff seals

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Old March 21st, 2022, 10:25 AM
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It makes sense
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Old March 22nd, 2022, 09:57 AM
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Old March 22nd, 2022, 10:07 AM
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How?
My brakes don't work a 1/4 of the time...
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Old March 22nd, 2022, 09:23 PM
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How?

customer complains “brakes pulse” or feel grabby.
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Old March 23rd, 2022, 10:18 AM
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Old March 24th, 2022, 09:57 AM
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Sucks to be him
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Old March 24th, 2022, 09:27 PM
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Old March 25th, 2022, 09:42 AM
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How do you say STOP in turtle language?
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Old March 25th, 2022, 11:16 AM
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A .38 should communicate it.
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Old March 26th, 2022, 04:37 AM
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Old March 28th, 2022, 10:00 AM
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I can’t wait for summertime
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Old March 29th, 2022, 10:01 AM
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Old March 30th, 2022, 09:30 AM
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Don’t have a air compressor? Use a fire extinguisher
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Old March 31st, 2022, 10:12 AM
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That’s what she said
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Old April 1st, 2022, 09:44 AM
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Is there something we should know about?
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Why is her mouth open and the tounge hanging out?
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Old April 5th, 2022, 09:37 AM
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Peel this sticker off to see what’s going on
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Old April 6th, 2022, 09:45 AM
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That’s for sure
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Old April 7th, 2022, 09:50 AM
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We should get together on the next car show and pee like this
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Old April 8th, 2022, 10:24 AM
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To boldly go where everyman has gone before! NO THANK YOU!
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