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Old Mar 10, 2022 | 10:00 AM
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I don’t think this is a good town to live
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Old Mar 10, 2022 | 12:08 PM
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I don’t think this is a good town to live

I am literally dying right now. 😂😂😂
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Old Mar 11, 2022 | 08:23 AM
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Old Mar 11, 2022 | 09:51 AM
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Don’t bend over
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Old Mar 11, 2022 | 06:18 PM
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I absolutely want to put this on my next installation job site.
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Old Mar 14, 2022 | 10:01 AM
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Who’s going to know?
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Old Mar 15, 2022 | 11:31 AM
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Clean up on aisle 3
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Old Mar 16, 2022 | 09:58 AM
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Old Mar 16, 2022 | 11:09 PM
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Old Mar 17, 2022 | 08:48 AM
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I want to be able to dance like those guys who are not the father on Maury.
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Old Mar 17, 2022 | 09:41 AM
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This is how you learn how to share with your next door neighbor’s bathroom
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Old Mar 18, 2022 | 09:27 AM
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Even carousel horses gotta go somewhere
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Old Mar 18, 2022 | 09:42 AM
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By law, every business must have a wheelchair ramp
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Old Mar 20, 2022 | 10:04 AM
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Don't forget to check your diff seals

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Old Mar 21, 2022 | 10:25 AM
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It makes sense
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Old Mar 22, 2022 | 09:57 AM
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How?
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Old Mar 22, 2022 | 10:07 AM
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How?
My brakes don't work a 1/4 of the time...
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Old Mar 22, 2022 | 09:23 PM
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How?

customer complains “brakes pulse” or feel grabby.
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Old Mar 23, 2022 | 10:18 AM
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Make a wish
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Old Mar 24, 2022 | 09:57 AM
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Sucks to be him
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Old Mar 24, 2022 | 09:27 PM
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Old Mar 25, 2022 | 09:42 AM
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How do you say STOP in turtle language?
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Old Mar 25, 2022 | 11:16 AM
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A .38 should communicate it.
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Old Mar 26, 2022 | 04:37 AM
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Lmfao
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Old Mar 28, 2022 | 10:00 AM
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I can’t wait for summertime
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Old Mar 29, 2022 | 10:01 AM
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You go first
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Old Mar 30, 2022 | 09:30 AM
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Don’t have a air compressor? Use a fire extinguisher
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Old Mar 31, 2022 | 10:12 AM
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That’s what she said
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Old Apr 1, 2022 | 08:04 AM
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Old Apr 1, 2022 | 09:44 AM
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Is there something we should know about?
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Old Apr 1, 2022 | 10:36 AM
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Why is her mouth open and the tounge hanging out?
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Old Apr 4, 2022 | 10:01 AM
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I want this shirt
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Old Apr 5, 2022 | 09:37 AM
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Peel this sticker off to see what’s going on
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Old Apr 6, 2022 | 09:45 AM
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That’s for sure
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Old Apr 7, 2022 | 09:50 AM
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We should get together on the next car show and pee like this
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Old Apr 8, 2022 | 10:24 AM
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You go first
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Old Apr 8, 2022 | 11:22 AM
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Noooooooo thanks............
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Old Apr 8, 2022 | 11:39 AM
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Old Apr 8, 2022 | 03:25 PM
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My kind of woman
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Old Apr 8, 2022 | 03:29 PM
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To boldly go where everyman has gone before! NO THANK YOU!
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