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Old Jan 20, 2022 | 09:51 AM
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My kind of a girl
Old Jan 21, 2022 | 09:58 AM
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To go upstairs, you need to walk upside down
Old Jan 24, 2022 | 10:11 AM
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I found your needle nose pliers
Old Jan 24, 2022 | 10:13 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2022 | 10:14 AM
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The best way to get better gas mileage
Old Jan 25, 2022 | 12:12 PM
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Lol
I couldn’t figure out how to get the image to post.
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IMG_0460.MOV (286.8 KB, 45 views)

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Old Jan 25, 2022 | 02:46 PM
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GS72 I couldn't open that at all either.


Old Jan 25, 2022 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
GS72 I couldn't open that at all either.
It opened for me. You (obviously) need a video player on your PC which can play .mov files.
Old Jan 25, 2022 | 03:57 PM
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It opened for me. You (obviously) need a video player on your PC which can play .mov files.
Ha ha ha. My browser has a carburetor still. I change the jets but... I am only on my cell. My PC sits and rarely gets used. Color me old.

So can you post what it was here?
Old Jan 25, 2022 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So can you post what it was here?
I could post what it "is", which may be same as what is "was", if I did that I'd be posting the same thing which "is"; and, you can't open it.

Maybe I'll find a link URL on YouTube. I've seen it before some time ago.
Old Jan 25, 2022 | 04:02 PM
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Ha ha ha. Killin me.
Old Jan 25, 2022 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So can you post what it was here?



Old Jan 25, 2022 | 07:59 PM
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Old Jan 25, 2022 | 08:00 PM
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Old Jan 27, 2022 | 09:24 AM
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Let’s go to Disney World and grab a wiener
Old Jan 27, 2022 | 01:56 PM
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Old Jan 28, 2022 | 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
really?
Mine said "Just rub some dirt on it."

I find myself saying the same things to my kids.
Old Jan 28, 2022 | 10:23 AM
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Women drivers 🙄
Old Jan 28, 2022 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ELY442
Women drivers 🙄
the GPS said turn here, and that’s what she did!!!
Old Jan 29, 2022 | 12:13 AM
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Sorry. I can't take that take. I have known awesome strong women driver's. Started with my Mom. Women driver's are worse 🤣😂🤣 They are not the ones leaving a you name it car show in a Pinto based putzstang and going sideways into the only tree on a street. I love strong Women.
Old Jan 29, 2022 | 12:22 AM
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Old Feb 1, 2022 | 07:30 AM
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Old Feb 1, 2022 | 09:54 AM
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You still can get good fuel mileage from this
Old Feb 2, 2022 | 10:08 AM
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Why go to a gas station when you can take one home?
Old Feb 3, 2022 | 09:40 AM
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Why go to a train station when you can have a train come to you?
Old Feb 4, 2022 | 10:10 AM
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This must be a good show
Old Feb 7, 2022 | 09:59 AM
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Someone needs to know their cardinal directions
Old Feb 7, 2022 | 10:06 AM
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Or even to get at 90s.
Old Feb 7, 2022 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ELY442

Someone needs to know their cardinal directions



Riiiight

Are you sure???
Old Feb 8, 2022 | 09:54 AM
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Best seats to watch the super bowl
Old Feb 8, 2022 | 01:54 PM
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Best seats to watch the super bowl
Probably only 10-12 grand for those "obstructed view" seats
Old Feb 9, 2022 | 09:41 AM
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Riiiight

Are you sure???

Must be the same artist
Old Feb 9, 2022 | 07:10 PM
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So many horrible lame tattoos out there. Way more bad than good.
Old Feb 10, 2022 | 09:48 AM
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Hungry?
Old Feb 10, 2022 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by no1oldsfan
So many horrible lame tattoos out there. Way more bad than good.
I'm personally not a fan of lots of tats, but I would be majorly pissed if I had to wear one of those all my life.......
Old Feb 11, 2022 | 10:22 AM
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Obviously the artist don’t know **** about manual transmission
Old Feb 11, 2022 | 12:06 PM
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That must be one of dem ferign transymissions........
Old Feb 11, 2022 | 02:00 PM
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Obviously the artist don’t know **** about manual transmission
Obviously neither did the dumbass that let it happen.
Old Feb 11, 2022 | 02:53 PM
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The lettering is so crisp it almost looks like it is printed rather than needled. In any case though - yeah, dumb asses all around..........
Old Feb 11, 2022 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by RandyS
The lettering is so crisp it almost looks like it is printed rather than needled. In any case though - yeah, dumb asses all around..........
Agree on all counts. Doesn't really look like a tattoo, but whatever, anyone who has ever driven a stick would see that as a FAIL immediately.

Time for Old Geezer Commentary on Modern Society:
Obviously young'uns who have never driven a manual transmission, both on the application side and on the receiving side. If either had a clue, it would have been done correctly, reflecting reality and not a clueless "artist's conception" of what an antique manual transmisison shift pattern looks like.

Kids these days.

Get off my lawn!

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