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Old Oct 14, 2021 | 11:13 AM
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No. But........ where is the world is that?
Old Oct 14, 2021 | 11:37 AM
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Hong Kong supposedly has the record with 50 lanes. That's 40 right there.
Old Oct 14, 2021 | 12:03 PM
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No it’s not Hong Kong. It’s the Katy Freeway in Houston, TX. It runs along Interstate 10.
Old Oct 14, 2021 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ELY442
It’s the Katy Freeway in Houston, TX. It runs along Interstate 10.
The Katy Freeway is Interstate 10. Just as the Sam Houston Tollway is Beltway 8.
Old Oct 14, 2021 | 01:17 PM
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The Katy freeway is 13 lanes wide with frontage roads not 40.
Old Oct 18, 2021 | 09:35 AM
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Where you live again?
Old Oct 19, 2021 | 11:15 AM
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You’ll make it home with no problem
Old Oct 20, 2021 | 07:54 AM
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I’m not the smartest guy in the world but I don’t think this is not going to work
Old Oct 20, 2021 | 08:18 AM
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Under dash A/C
Old Oct 22, 2021 | 10:25 AM
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Interior painting has never been so easy
Old Oct 22, 2021 | 10:28 AM
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Arriba!
Old Oct 25, 2021 | 11:20 AM
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Here’s a great Halloween costume
Old Oct 25, 2021 | 12:02 PM
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No, that's f'ing gross...........
Old Oct 25, 2021 | 12:07 PM
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No, that's f'ing gross...........
Amen.
Old Oct 25, 2021 | 04:47 PM
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Just being covid safe. everyone stays at least 6 feet away
Old Oct 25, 2021 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stellar
Just being covid safe. everyone stays at least 6 feet away

Old Oct 26, 2021 | 09:50 AM
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Old Oct 28, 2021 | 10:25 AM
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It really works
Old Oct 29, 2021 | 10:07 AM
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Wanna try one?
Old Nov 1, 2021 | 10:10 AM
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Wait, what?
Old Nov 2, 2021 | 09:45 AM
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I think I’ll pee behind the tree
Old Nov 3, 2021 | 10:04 AM
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Someone needs to go back to school
Old Nov 3, 2021 | 10:14 PM
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Total fail!
Old Nov 4, 2021 | 10:20 AM
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Mmm yummy
Old Nov 5, 2021 | 10:03 AM
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Of course it’s safe for your kids
Old Nov 5, 2021 | 04:52 PM
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Mmm yummy
For Anyone that has had kids or Grandkids this is as common as trees...
Old Nov 5, 2021 | 04:53 PM
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Hong Kong freeway? Zero Zero interest. 🤮
Old Nov 8, 2021 | 10:04 AM
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Am I missing something here?
Old Nov 9, 2021 | 10:17 AM
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There’s a great view of the ocean from the balcony
Old Nov 10, 2021 | 09:59 AM
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It runs in the family
Old Nov 11, 2021 | 03:12 AM
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the ***** to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers ? ?
Old Nov 11, 2021 | 04:06 AM
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Good one!
Old Nov 11, 2021 | 09:28 AM
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Old Nov 15, 2021 | 10:11 AM
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Clean up on aisle 10
Old Nov 15, 2021 | 09:17 PM
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Yikes. If you don't know how to operate those forklifts they can get away from you quickly.


Old Nov 16, 2021 | 05:18 AM
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I am old enough to get it.
Old Nov 16, 2021 | 10:31 AM
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It’s your turn to do the dishes
Old Nov 17, 2021 | 10:09 AM
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It really works
Old Nov 17, 2021 | 10:45 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2021 | 11:50 AM
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Those are great!



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