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Old Aug 31, 2021 | 11:27 AM
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I guess this is not a good place to go camping
Old Sep 1, 2021 | 07:00 AM
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You have to be very talented to do this
Old Sep 2, 2021 | 07:22 AM
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Push the 6th floor, please
Old Sep 2, 2021 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by ELY442

I guess this is not a good place to go camping
I'm pretty sure that I've been there. That's a rest stop off of I-10 in Louisiana. One of them damn 'skeeters did look big enough to carry away my son.
Old Sep 2, 2021 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-powell
I'm pretty sure that I've been there. That's a rest stop off of I-10 in Louisiana. One of them damn 'skeeters did look big enough to carry away my son.
South Texas also. Huge. Stings feel like Hypodermic needles! Hurts really bad!
Old Sep 8, 2021 | 09:34 AM
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Make sure it’s tight
Old Sep 10, 2021 | 10:53 AM
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It safe to drive to Florida
Old Sep 14, 2021 | 10:09 AM
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This is what happens when you eat a lot of spicy foods
Old Sep 16, 2021 | 11:12 AM
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Old Sep 17, 2021 | 10:55 AM
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Someone needs to go back to school
Old Sep 20, 2021 | 07:20 PM
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I’m chicken to look until someone posts !


Old Sep 20, 2021 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 1of1442
Don't worry , post 667 has already been made .
Old Sep 21, 2021 | 09:55 AM
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The perfect diet plan
Old Sep 21, 2021 | 10:24 PM
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So how are Liquid Draino and a Dutch Stripper the same?

They both slowly remove clogs!

I know, I'll see myself out, yikes.
Old Sep 22, 2021 | 06:49 AM
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How long does it take to eat a tire?




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Old Sep 22, 2021 | 09:14 AM
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Anybody know the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?
Hippos are recognisable by their barrel-shaped torsos, wide-opening mouths revealing large canine tusks, nearly hairless bodies, columnar legs and large size; adults average 1,500 kg (3,310 lb) for males and 1,300 kg (2,870 lb) for females.
A Zippo.....is a little lighter.
Old Sep 22, 2021 | 09:58 AM
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Wait, what?
Old Sep 23, 2021 | 09:41 AM
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This sucks
Old Sep 24, 2021 | 10:21 AM
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I think I’ll go pee behind the tree
Old Sep 27, 2021 | 09:50 AM
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Old Sep 28, 2021 | 11:35 AM
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Old Sep 29, 2021 | 09:50 AM
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What size tire you need?
Old Sep 29, 2021 | 03:28 PM
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Probably legit for earthquake country ?
Old Sep 30, 2021 | 09:32 AM
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Pretty clever
Old Sep 30, 2021 | 09:37 AM
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Ely442 you come up with some good ones.


Old Sep 30, 2021 | 12:11 PM
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Dozen tit? That's a good one.
Old Oct 1, 2021 | 10:12 AM
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Wanna push?
Old Oct 4, 2021 | 10:07 AM
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Don’t worry, it has a circuit breaker
Old Oct 4, 2021 | 12:23 PM
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Old Oct 4, 2021 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RetroRanger
I got it; and, no one even had to explain it to me! I'm on a roll.
Old Oct 4, 2021 | 07:19 PM
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lol my SO did not get it.

she thought perhaps it was one of her friends from high schools birthday.!!!

How would I know that ?

Bandit yes, so and so's birthday ????
Old Oct 5, 2021 | 11:05 AM
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I like it
Old Oct 6, 2021 | 03:39 PM
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Forget the mother in law, I’ll be thrilled just to have her
Old Oct 7, 2021 | 10:21 AM
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I can’t see how this works
Old Oct 7, 2021 | 11:11 AM
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I can’t see how this works
It's used as a device to teach people the difference between left & right.
Old Oct 7, 2021 | 01:26 PM
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I thought some of you here might appreciate this...🤣🤣

Old Oct 11, 2021 | 09:25 AM
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Doorbell is broken, knock on the window
Old Oct 12, 2021 | 01:41 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2021 | 03:17 PM
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Roflmao!!
Old Oct 14, 2021 | 10:07 AM
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Can you find Waldo?

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