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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 03:05 PM
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Old age ain't all bad

Bob’s Wedding

Robert , 85, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . . .

Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Robert should have
separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one. All
goes well, Robert takes leave of
his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Robert, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are
done, Robert kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it Robert is back
again, rapping on the door and is as
fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.

But as Robert gets set to leave again,
his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Robert.'

Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns
to Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 03:18 PM
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very amusing I liked it
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 04:03 PM
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Now loss of memory ain't so bad is it
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 04:23 PM
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Ahahahahaha
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 04:27 PM
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That was good!!!!
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 04:28 PM
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I wish I could remember what was making me laugh so hard!
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 06:42 PM
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Funny,
They say the good thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet lots of new people!
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 07:24 PM
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I heard another really good joke like that, but I can't remember it now.

- Eric
Old Nov 13, 2013 | 07:34 PM
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lol , that's great !
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