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Old May 22, 2014 | 02:06 PM
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I get the "wow nice Impala"
X2 When I had my 64 dynamic.
Old Jun 6, 2014 | 12:20 PM
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New home being built across the street from me, 3 40 something guys working in yard installing sprinkler system. Me, just finished putting in Pertronix Igniter II, warming it up, setting timing, take it out for a test ride. As I pull out of the driveway, the 3 guys stop work and stare at my car. After I get home I walk out to mailbox to get the mail, one of the guys walks over and says "Man, that sure is a beautiful GTO, what year is it, a 67?! I said nicely that it isn't a GTO, it is a 66 442. He says, well, it sure is nice, sounds great too! Thank You!
Old Jun 7, 2014 | 02:21 AM
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A quote from the Fireman after putting out the engine fire in the 98 , " We got here as fast as we could when someone reported a classic Impala on fire, glad we saved it I love these cars!! "
Me too
Old Aug 2, 2016 | 09:51 PM
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Lool

"You should come to one of our meets, I don't know if you'll make it though since you put an olds engine in a Chevy"
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Oldsguy
Some people say those things to make themselves look important. I think any owner of an older car that is obviously well kept is proud of it and likes compliments and intelligent questions. I don't ask if I don't know, but if I do know I say something like "Isn't that a '67 or '68 Galaxie? I am really not a Ford man but that sure is a nice car." The owner is usually genuinely happy with an honest compliment instead of a mindless statement intended to impress instead of compliment.
Agreed. But I still get questioned by the 20+ crowd at shows and cruise ins, mostly "Oldsmobile? Never heard of it."


Old Aug 3, 2016 | 07:55 AM
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I had a 36 Cord. And a guy said he didn't know Datson made cars in the 30's. I said it was a Cord not an Accord! Geeze.
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 11:27 AM
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I also get strange looks from folks when they see this at the bottom of the windshield:




Even after I explain it, I get 'dumb looks'. Maybe my CO friends can help me come up with a more interesting explanation?
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 11:37 AM
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That's a prismatic refractive device that allows you to see traffic lights when you're right under them, without craning your neck.

Not really useful these days, or even in the '60s, with fairly well slanted windshields, but in the '20s, '30s, and '40s, when car windshields were more vertical and pillars were fatter, if you stopped a bit too close to the traffic light, you'd have to make like a contortionist to watch the light.

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Old Aug 3, 2016 | 11:45 AM
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That's a prismatic refractive device that allows you to observe traffic lights when you're right under them, without craning your neck. In the event of craning, please employ the contortionist stance and keep an eye on the face of the refractive device.
That should do it. I'll print it on a card and hand it out. Thanks Eric.
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MDchanic
That's a prismatic refractive device that allows you to see traffic lights when you're right under them, without craning your neck.

Not really useful these days, or even in the '60s, with fairly well slanted windshields, but in the '20s, '30s, and '40s, when car windshields were more vertical and pillars were fatter, if you stopped a bit too close to the traffic light, you'd have to make like a contortionist to watch the light.

- Eric
Cool, I could use one of those in my '57 Beetle. Tall driver, low windshield! (Yet another car that everybody has had one just like it but different...)


That car gets a lot of "You know you can soup them up by putting a Porsche engine in it, right?". Uhhhh...yeah, I could. Or I could build a more powerful VW based engine for a fraction of the price...(which means more $$$ for my Cutlass!!!)
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 12:43 PM
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We had a '62 Beetle with a Porsche engine in it when I was a kid.

Fun car. Four tailpipes.

Nowadays, yeah, you can build a huge VW engine that's WAY more powerful than an old 356B motor.

- Eric
Old Aug 3, 2016 | 03:55 PM
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Eric said when he was bringing the car back from IN, someone at a gas station asked him if it was the car from The Dukes of Hazzard.
Old Aug 4, 2016 | 05:35 AM
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"And what type of Chev is this"?
Old Aug 4, 2016 | 08:50 AM
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How come it has a 400 in it if it says 442 all over the outside and on the air cleaner pie pan...OY

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Old Aug 4, 2016 | 08:23 PM
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"I didn't know Oldsmobile made hearses." Well, no, actually they didn't.
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Old Aug 11, 2016 | 03:30 AM
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I've got a chopped top, customized 55 Olds. At a car show, a guy was showing his friends how much car knowledge he had, with comments on every car in the row. Came to my car, and you could see he was confused. So he goes to the show registration on the windshield to see it's a 55 Olds, tells his friends what it is. Then he says" You don't see many of these, because they had no door handles, and people didn't like that, so they didn't sell many of them!"
Old Aug 13, 2016 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by btw
I also get strange looks from folks when they see this at the bottom of the windshield:




Even after I explain it, I get 'dumb looks'. Maybe my CO friends can help me come up with a more interesting explanation?
Device for looking up ladies skirts... Tedd
Old Aug 14, 2016 | 07:26 PM
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My friend has called it a giant paperweight, as it rarely runs.
Old Sep 10, 2016 | 04:48 AM
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I was at a local cruise night with this car when I owned it & a couple walked up and started chatting..... the woman said "we had one just like this a long time ago, except it didn't have the fancy hood, all that fancy stuff under the hood, all those fancy stripes or the 4 speed....." I told her it was probably really nice car.
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Old Sep 10, 2016 | 06:13 AM
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442 443 whatever it takes right ??
Old Sep 10, 2016 | 06:31 AM
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I always like the "wow, I had one just like it, only different comments".
Old Sep 11, 2016 | 02:49 AM
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I stopped for gas coming back from a show, a lad with terminal acne was filling up his lowered fart can equipped Honda Civic at another pump. We both went to pay at the same time, and he said to me;
"Is that an Oldsmobile 88 mister?". I said "You're quite right, how did you know?". It turned out he spent some time in California studying for an engineering degree and loved going to cruise ins and classic car shows.
I asked him why he was driving a Civic, he told me it was insurance and parking that ruled out anything bigger.

There is some hope for future generations it seems.

Roger.
Old Sep 11, 2016 | 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by rustyroger
... he told me it was insurance and parking that ruled out anything bigger.
Your insurance rates are based on size, Roger?

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Old Sep 11, 2016 | 11:39 AM
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Drivers age, car make and model, as a rule the bigger the engine the bigger the premium, although some cars are popular with boy racers and command a price hike even with a small engine. Location is a big factor too, in a big city like Manchester or Liverpool insurance will cost much more than in a rural backwater. In inner London a car isn't really viable as a means of transport for many people.
My American cars are covered by a limited mileage classic policy, it helps that I am much older than i care to think about, have a clean driving record and keep them both in a garage which means an annual premium of £130 (About $170) including breakdown recovery per car. My wife pays about £1000 ($1300) for full taxi cover. The lad in question is paying £200 ($260) per month at age 22.

Roger.

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Old Sep 11, 2016 | 11:44 AM
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All sounds about the same as here, except that I am not aware of insurers counting engine size in their calculations (in the old days, they did count rated horsepower, though).

If they did count displacement, there would be a LOT fewer full-size pickup trucks being driven as daily drivers.

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Old Sep 12, 2016 | 10:31 AM
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Displacement gets penalised by an annual road fund duty, linked with emissions, too. Most hybrid cars pay no duty, my dd 1.25 liter Ford costs me £180, a big engined Mercedes or a Range Rover will cost well into four figures.
However older cars have a standard rate, Both my 231ci H Bodies and my son in laws 400ci Trans Am cost £230.
Cars over 40 years old are exempt, regardless of engine size.

Roger.
Old Sep 12, 2016 | 04:28 PM
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Drove my 35 Sport Coupe to a small local show in central Mn Labor Day weekend, guy comes up to me says the door on my combine is hinged in the back like that, what a pain in the as to get in and out of.
Old Sep 28, 2016 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by daves62
I get the "wow nice Impala"
I had a teenager ask "who did the customization on my Impala?"
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Old Sep 28, 2016 | 02:48 PM
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I love it when someone says "Wow, you Rallye 350 looks exactly like the one I use to own, where did you get it"
Old Sep 29, 2016 | 08:53 AM
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In line at the gas station, bunch of guys on the way into work in the morning and an old lady says to me, "My first husband had a 72, beautiful and fast car." Me, " Thanks, Yeah I love it" Then she proceeds to tell me and the other 10 people standing there,"Ya know I lost my virginity in the back of that car. Me still half asleep pause for a second and say, "I hope it wasn't mine..." Guy behind me starts to spit his coffee out everywhere from laughing so hard.
Old Sep 29, 2016 | 09:31 AM
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One of the know it all mechanics at work says to me.

"Hey, you like old cars.... you see that white Cadillac up in the parking lot"?
Yeah I saw it... it's an Oldsmobile.
"No, it's a Caddy.
It's mine and it's an Olds.
"I don't think so"
Ok.

Later that day.

"You're right it is an Olds"
Thanks for letting me know.
Old Sep 29, 2016 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by rustyroger
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There is some hope for future generations it seems.

My son (14) & his friends all love my car. I took them out & smoked the tires a bit. One kid said wow this is what I want.


My son was having a car wash with his Track team as a fund raiser. I let them wash it (under my watchful eye) and all the kids were taking pictures with it. Nobody knew what it was but they still loved it.
Old Sep 30, 2016 | 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lady72nRob71
I told them like it was: "I did a 1700 mile trip with an average 19.8 mpg. What does your suv get?" They are then speechless.

Uh, how did you manage that? I can only get about 13-14 and mines a stock 350. :/
Old Sep 30, 2016 | 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by B964
One of the know it all mechanics at work says to me.

"Hey, you like old cars.... you see that white Cadillac up in the parking lot"?
Yeah I saw it... it's an Oldsmobile.
"No, it's a Caddy.
It's mine and it's an Olds.
"I don't think so"
Ok.

Later that day.

"You're right it is an Olds"
Thanks for letting me know.
As they used to say back in the good old days of National Lampoon:


"That's not funny. That's sick."


- Eric
Old Sep 30, 2016 | 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by MDchanic
As they used to say back in the good old days of National Lampoon:


"That's not funny. That's sick."


- Eric
The funny part was he actually said "You're right".

Normally it would have been "You were confused, it's an Oldsmobile not a Caddy".

We marked it on the calendar.
Old Sep 25, 2022 | 03:00 PM
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This one is more lucky than funny, well, its kinda funny...
I finally got a 307 dropped into my '78 Cutlass Brougham on a Sunday, so rather than waiting 'til Monday for DOL to open and renew the tabs, I threw my '66 Toronado plates on it. Yes, I was a little impatient. Well, there were a lot of cops out that day and it wasn't long before I got pulled over and I was really regretting not having waited another day for the tabs. I was sweating the fictitious plates charge I just knew I was going to receive. When all was said and done, the young deputy cited me for faulty equipment on my '66 Toronado/Cutlass (my reverse lights were on when in drive).
Also: when driving any of my Olds from Montana to ANY warmer climate States people 30 years ago would ask if they were electric on account of the engine block heater plug sticking out of the front end.

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Old Sep 25, 2022 | 03:22 PM
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That's awesome "Nice 66" sir but your reverse lights are on.

Thanks for reviving the thread it was cool to read the posts made on some of the other pages.

Good luck with getting your Brougham back to cruising condition I started driving my 70 Vista at 16yrs old when your 78 was new.
Old Sep 25, 2022 | 03:32 PM
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Guy showing off to his girl friend, pointed under the hood of my car and said to her, see it has a 455. Then pointing at the air cleaner said, wow it has the rocket too.
Old Sep 26, 2022 | 02:38 AM
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