Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller : Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!

Caller:Mmmmm??..Ohreally?... I will senda picture.

 

aaaawww poor little guy. Of course all you mouse haters are cheering for the printer

 

 

Aaawww... I don't like mice, but he's cute!! That's funny, Jamesbo!

 

Now see, if ya'd had the snake from the other thread, ya wouldna had the mouse.

 

That's got to be the best mouse catchin' device yet - I need to get a few for the garage. Built in heaters make them more attractive than regular traps.

 

They go through the paper shredder just fine.

I take the phrases "I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!" and "I hate those mieces to pieces!" literally.

 

Yum...

 

It was originally made with shredded meat?

 

hahahahaha!

 

Mousemeat!

It originally contained meat, at least according to this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat
I prefer the dried fruit variety - esp. in pies and cookies.
It makes great food for eating while on a long hike - compact, tasty, filling, and needs no preparation.