Its is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher. "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Johnny. says to himself "Good I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher. "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher. "Who said 'I Have a Dream?"
Then Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Johnny is even madder then before.

Teacher. "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you?"
Nancy answers, "John F Kennedy"
Teacher. says Nancy you may go home.
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b***ches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny answers, "TIGER WOODS CAN I GO NOW?"

 

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