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Old Feb 5, 2024 | 10:15 AM
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Safe and professional way
Old Feb 6, 2024 | 10:11 AM
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Hey Rambo, I think you miss
Old Feb 7, 2024 | 10:22 AM
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Old Feb 7, 2024 | 10:37 AM
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Skeleton walks into a bar...

Bartender: Whaddya have?

Skeleton: Gimme' a beer and a mop.
Old Feb 7, 2024 | 03:00 PM
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Old Feb 7, 2024 | 08:47 PM
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Why is a beer better than a woman?


Because a beer doesn't mind if you grab another beer.


Old Feb 8, 2024 | 10:13 AM
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Must happen a lot
Old Feb 9, 2024 | 09:39 AM
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Ouch
Old Feb 12, 2024 | 10:03 AM
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Nice
Old Feb 13, 2024 | 09:17 AM
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I hate it when people litter on the highway
Old Feb 14, 2024 | 09:55 AM
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Nicely done
Old Feb 14, 2024 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ELY442

I hate it when people litter on the highway
Back in the late '90's I worked in Detroit as an engine designer so I was a member of SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers). When Chrysler was launching the Prowler, SAE hosted an event at the Chrysler plant (I want to say it was on 8 mile) that was building the Viper and was doing pre-production builds of the Prowler. A buddy from work and I drove there to attend. That plant was in an area that would have made downtown Beirut look like a tourist destination. A mile from the plant on the 4 lane highway (which was practically deserted), there was a torque converter laying in the middle of one lane with a huge wet stain of trans fluid around it. No sign of any vehicle it might have belonged to. It looked like a bloody crime scene. No offense to anyone on here that is from (or likes) that area but it really is bad. The plant was surrounded by a large fence with razor wire. Yeah, razor wire.
Old Feb 14, 2024 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by acavagnaro
Back in the late '90's I worked in Detroit as an engine designer so I was a member of SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers). When Chrysler was launching the Prowler, SAE hosted an event at the Chrysler plant (I want to say it was on 8 mile) that was building the Viper and was doing pre-production builds of the Prowler. A buddy from work and I drove there to attend. That plant was in an area that would have made downtown Beirut look like a tourist destination. A mile from the plant on the 4 lane highway (which was practically deserted), there was a torque converter laying in the middle of one lane with a huge wet stain of trans fluid around it. No sign of any vehicle it might have belonged to. It looked like a bloody crime scene. No offense to anyone on here that is from (or likes) that area but it really is bad. The plant was surrounded by a large fence with razor wire. Yeah, razor wire.
That's a funny story, right there.
Old Feb 15, 2024 | 09:25 AM
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I have been doing this job the wrong way this whole time
Nicely done
Old Feb 15, 2024 | 10:19 AM
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A little grinding and polish and it’s all good
Old Feb 16, 2024 | 10:08 AM
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This is how you bleed the rear brakes properly
Old Feb 17, 2024 | 03:35 PM
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I’m sure this works great!!
Old Feb 20, 2024 | 09:07 AM
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Bright idea
Old Feb 20, 2024 | 12:26 PM
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I’m sure this works great!!
If they are drag racing in reverse.
Old Feb 21, 2024 | 10:23 AM
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It’s one of those days when you should’ve stay in bed
Old Feb 22, 2024 | 09:33 AM
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A job well done
Old Feb 23, 2024 | 09:53 AM
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A simple job that’s going to haunt you forever
Old Feb 23, 2024 | 03:12 PM
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^^^THIS^^^

Ain't it the truth!
Old Feb 24, 2024 | 08:06 AM
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Old Feb 26, 2024 | 10:05 AM
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Curb cushion
Old Feb 26, 2024 | 11:11 AM
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These are "wrinkle wall tires".
Old Feb 27, 2024 | 10:12 AM
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Perfect fit
Old Feb 29, 2024 | 09:37 AM
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Special ground effects
Old Mar 1, 2024 | 09:24 AM
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What car is this for?
Old Mar 1, 2024 | 07:18 PM
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What car is this for?
The one with the completely stripped spark plug hole.
Old Mar 2, 2024 | 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Jones
The one with the completely stripped spark plug hole.
I've heard of "plug and play" but never with spark plugs.
I guess that you just push it in and hope. Kinda like a teenager's first time.
Old Mar 3, 2024 | 02:53 AM
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I figured it was a spark plug from an early prototype Ford 5.4l Triton engine. When it didn't work Ford decided to put one or two threads on it.
Old Mar 4, 2024 | 09:48 AM
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Red delicious broccoli
Old Mar 5, 2024 | 10:15 AM
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This sucks
Old Mar 5, 2024 | 01:33 PM
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I swear when ever I take something apart a portal to another dimension opens up near me and any small part that hits the floor jumps through it never to be seen again. And a being on the other side of the portal wonders where the things they keep finding are coming from.


Old Mar 5, 2024 | 01:49 PM
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I swear when ever I take something apart a portal to another dimension opens up near me and any small part that hits the floor jumps through it never to be seen again. And a being on the other side of the portal wonders where the things they keep finding are coming from.
I've always had a theory those parts go to the same place as missing socks and 1/2" sockets.
Old Mar 6, 2024 | 09:55 AM
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Midgets only
Old Mar 7, 2024 | 09:09 AM
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Has this happened to you?
Old Mar 8, 2024 | 10:16 AM
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You can’t fix stupid
Old Mar 11, 2024 | 09:58 AM
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You think he knows?



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