Your Uber driver is here

 

I wonder what would MacGyver do?

 

Well, that sucks

 

MacGyver could fix that with a newspaper and a can of Coke.

 

Wanna play?

 

Kids today have it so easy. They have no idea how rough our playgrounds were back in the day. Ours would have been 30 feet higher and made of the most heat-absorbing metal known to man. We would have third degree burns on our legs before we were halfway down the slide. And look, these kids get soft asphalt to land on. We had to land on concrete left over from WPA projects.

 

 

Ouch

 

You think this person should get a pedicure discount?

 

I'd say that person needs to go back to their podiatrist. Especially important for diabetics.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12516982/

 

 

Winner gets the toilet paper

 

Great idea

 

You think that's a joke. My old man and I used a chunk of chain pushed through an inner tube once. It was a ladder stand lock chain. It was two pieces wired together inside the inner tube. We found that out winching a car with it out of a water hole.

 

OSHA approved

 

There’s an extra charge for extra toes for pedicure

 

His other foot only has one toe

 

Aerodynamic

 

What can possibly go wrong?

 

He’s ripping him a new A- hole

 

These rims make brake job easier

 

Shake my hand

 

Happy nuts happy life!!

 

When the bike is made in Germany and the car is made in China

 

The bike is probably Chinese, the car is Korean, and that crumpling is by design; it probably saved the bike rider from serious injury.

 

Wanna do my oil change?

 

Oh dear, that looks like one of my people. Maybe they are from southern Illinois.

 

Secured like Fort Knox

 

Ouch

 

JBWeld

 

I can give you a nice massage

 

That engine might run if that's the only thing cracked, as long as the mains are intact.

 

What you gotta do to get home

 

Will this pass inspection?

 

No. its on the wrong side of the car.

 

How often did this happen?

 

 

There’s a promotional sale on vise grips, buy 2 get 1 free

 

It’s still good. Just clean it and re-gap it