Jerry Wayne Longmire

 

 

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

 

 

I’ll wait till I get home

 

Disturbing...

 

Green is the new red

 

She came with my happy meal

 

 

Umm ok

 

 

Mike - Good one!!

 

 

Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E

It's right there on the sign...

 

I didn't know that the alphabet ended with "V X Y Z W"

 

Dyslexics untie!

 

 

Read the ingredients

 

It's a little blurry, but is one of those ingredients "finger"?

 

Yes, it says “finger”

 

Taking "finger foods" to the extreme, aren't they?

 

FOCUS people FOCUS 👀

 

I bet it smells like a fish market

 

 

 

 

Sounds delicious

 

 

wtf

 

Why? So they can look even more fake?

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/24627467453597341

 

^^^Okay- now that's funny!^^^

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/834608345820495

 

 

True story. One freezing morning three guys were finishing their shift on an oil drilling rig. One of them disappeared to go number 2 before the half hour ride back to town. After squeezing into the single cab pickup it’s obvious someone stepped in crap. About a mile down the country road it’s overwhelming.. After finding nothing on their boots the smell was unbearable even with the windows down. They finally found the source of stench. When the guy pulled down his coveralls to relieve himself he didn’t realize he was filling his hood up.
Dustin

 

 

Good advice 👍

 

 

ELY 442,

Thank you!! I look forward to your humorous posts daily.