You had 1 job to do

 

Hungry?

 

 

Huh?

 

Repurposed old pay phone.

 

 

Yeah, that's a really bad look on a grown married man- especially one who shops at Trader Joe's. You might get away with it at Walmart because- well, Walmart...

 

I’m going to like this

 

 

Genius

 

 

@ELY442 I saw a flatbed wrecker this weekend with a sign in the window that said "We don't charge and arm and a leg- only a TOW!"

I immediately thought of your "humor" posts, Ely. I should have stopped for a picture.

 

How creepy are the yeti hugs?

 

The right question is what makes the Yetis creepy? The normal Yetis gave better hugs anyway. I used to drive through Madrid alla time getting to my favorite shooting spot when I lived in New Mexico. Some of you may have seen Madrid in the "Wild Hogs" movie. It is just a played out little mining town turned artist colony half way between Cedar Crest and Santa Fe, New Mexico. Speed limit 18 MPH! Always reminds me of the Brooks and Dunn song, "South of Santa Fe."

 

You get a raise every hand job

 

 

Definitely Pennsylvania. Notice the strategic placement of the sandbags.

 

Clearly AI generated... unless the deer and beaver chose to pose for the picture

 

 

A friend of mine had a can of bear pepper spray he bought when he took the family to a national park. When I helped him move he tried to give it to me but I just transported it in the back of my Ford truck with the furniture. It ended up in his new garage.

 

okay, this is funny...

 

I’ll buy that for a dollar

 

 

How much do you cost?

 

Do not enter

 

 

 

Ok whatever you say

 

Does she have to be human?

 

The world is safe

 

 

I couldn't resist.

 

I hope you don’t have diarrhea

 

Shouldn't matter. The color of the rug on the steps would most likely hide the stains.

 

I would like to know too

 

She better be gorgeous