Don't mess with Ole guys
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Don't mess with Ole guys
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler... He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man... He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man... He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS
#4
Now have you been in the hospital too long with a battle ax nurse you hate? My friend's dad found a way to eliminate her...
He was in the hospital, when his nurse came to bring the morning checkup & breakfast. She said she also needed a urine sample after breakfast.
He ate all the breakfast, but took the orange juice, put it in the sterile urine cup she gave him and waited for her return...
She came in, picked up the cup, looked it, looked at him, and said in her scratchy voice, "Looking a bit cloudy Mr. Blanton..."
He took the cup, looked at it, and said, "Yea, it does... Lets run it back through the factory and see if that clears it up some!" (He drank it!)
He got a new nurse immediately.
He was in the hospital, when his nurse came to bring the morning checkup & breakfast. She said she also needed a urine sample after breakfast.
He ate all the breakfast, but took the orange juice, put it in the sterile urine cup she gave him and waited for her return...
She came in, picked up the cup, looked it, looked at him, and said in her scratchy voice, "Looking a bit cloudy Mr. Blanton..."
He took the cup, looked at it, and said, "Yea, it does... Lets run it back through the factory and see if that clears it up some!" (He drank it!)
He got a new nurse immediately.
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