An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler... He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man... He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause!


DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS

 

I love it!

 

LOL!! That's funny Jamesbo!!!!!!

P.S. Did I mention my engine is bea-u-tiful???

 

Now have you been in the hospital too long with a battle ax nurse you hate? My friend's dad found a way to eliminate her...

He was in the hospital, when his nurse came to bring the morning checkup & breakfast. She said she also needed a urine sample after breakfast.
He ate all the breakfast, but took the orange juice, put it in the sterile urine cup she gave him and waited for her return...
She came in, picked up the cup, looked it, looked at him, and said in her scratchy voice, "Looking a bit cloudy Mr. Blanton..."
He took the cup, looked at it, and said, "Yea, it does... Lets run it back through the factory and see if that clears it up some!" (He drank it!)
He got a new nurse immediately.

 

Rob, this is one of the funnier ones I have seen on here. Laughed my old butt off.

 

:d :d :d :d

 

I thought this was going to be the video of the old man beating up the guy on the bus, but still a good one haha

 

Dmn another keyboard coffee moment, Do the make waterproof keyboards?

 

Check at the office supply places for a clear mat that goes over your keys...they use them at coffee shops and burger joints around here to protect against greasy fingers...