25 Great country son hits
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25 Great country son hits
Sandy and wolfman got yacking on country music. so I thought I give my 25 favorite hits.
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.
22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.
22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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I'm sitting here at work laughin my a** off and trying not to get caught!! Number 17 really makes me laugh!!! Oh My God!! You did leave one off the list that would fit right in... Toby Keith's "You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin"!!! I love it!!!
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A horse, a dog and a woman showed up at my door.
All three have been drinking and refuse to leave.
The dog, the horse and that woman are having a wild party and drinking all my beer.
Sounds like a good soon to be written country song title to me.
Quit drinking?, I promise I will if they leave.
They already went through all the booze so the horse and the dog took the Vista Cruiser up to The Wal-Mart for some more beer and munchies.
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I tried it.
A horse, a dog and a woman showed up at my door.
All three have been drinking and refuse to leave.
The dog, the horse and that woman are having a wild party and drinking all my beer.
Sounds like a good soon to be written country song title to me.
Quit drinking?, I promise I will if they leave.
They already went through all the booze so the horse and the dog took the Vista Cruiser up to The Wal-Mart for some more beer and munchies.
A horse, a dog and a woman showed up at my door.
All three have been drinking and refuse to leave.
The dog, the horse and that woman are having a wild party and drinking all my beer.
Sounds like a good soon to be written country song title to me.
Quit drinking?, I promise I will if they leave.
They already went through all the booze so the horse and the dog took the Vista Cruiser up to The Wal-Mart for some more beer and munchies.
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From: Cross Hill SC Upstate South Carolina
You forgot Brad Paisley....he's the King of the Lyrics....
The best country songs I have heard of are from Brad Paisley...
And in the small there of your back.....your jeans are playing peek-a-boo, I'd like to see the other half....of your butterfly tatoo...I'd like to check you for ticks......(Ticks)
Well I love her....but...I love to fish....I spend out on this lake all day...and h$ll is all I catch..If I hit that fishing hole today I would have to choose.....I'm going to miss her when I get home.....(Fish'in song)
and lest we forget.....When you see a deer you see Bambi....and I see antlers up on the wall....Scrub me down...dress me up...."I'm still a guy".... Oldsdroptop
And in the small there of your back.....your jeans are playing peek-a-boo, I'd like to see the other half....of your butterfly tatoo...I'd like to check you for ticks......(Ticks)
Well I love her....but...I love to fish....I spend out on this lake all day...and h$ll is all I catch..If I hit that fishing hole today I would have to choose.....I'm going to miss her when I get home.....(Fish'in song)
and lest we forget.....When you see a deer you see Bambi....and I see antlers up on the wall....Scrub me down...dress me up...."I'm still a guy".... Oldsdroptop
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The best country songs I have heard of are from Brad Paisley...
And in the small there of your back.....your jeans are playing peek-a-boo, I'd like to see the other half....of your butterfly tatoo...I'd like to check you for ticks......(Ticks)
Well I love her....but...I love to fish....I spend out on this lake all day...and h$ll is all I catch..If I hit that fishing hole today I would have to choose.....I'm going to miss her when I get home.....(Fish'in song)
and lest we forget.....When you see a deer you see Bambi....and I see antlers up on the wall....Scrub me down...dress me up...."I'm still a guy".... Oldsdroptop
And in the small there of your back.....your jeans are playing peek-a-boo, I'd like to see the other half....of your butterfly tatoo...I'd like to check you for ticks......(Ticks)
Well I love her....but...I love to fish....I spend out on this lake all day...and h$ll is all I catch..If I hit that fishing hole today I would have to choose.....I'm going to miss her when I get home.....(Fish'in song)
and lest we forget.....When you see a deer you see Bambi....and I see antlers up on the wall....Scrub me down...dress me up...."I'm still a guy".... Oldsdroptop
I 100% agree. Brad is the MASTER of well placed well executed tongue in cheek lyrical humor!!
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The dog looked over my shoulder and read your post Sandy! He grabbed a lampshade and put it on his head and now he wants me to be in a Conga line!.
I reluctantly agreed, but only as long as I dont have to be in line behind the horse.
Brad's songs are truthful and eloquent, He's like the man whisperer.
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
(Online)
How true...how true.
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From: Rathdrum, Idano
This is my favorite country western song, well sort of country western. You all remember Ray Stevens, always made laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg
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From: Rathdrum, Idano
[quote=Bluevista;114572]I'll take that bet.
The dog looked over my shoulder and read your post Sandy! He grabbed a lampshade and put it on his head and now he wants me to be in a Conga line!.
I reluctantly agreed, but only as long as I dont have to be in line behind the horse.
You left the woman out of this story line where is she?
The dog looked over my shoulder and read your post Sandy! He grabbed a lampshade and put it on his head and now he wants me to be in a Conga line!.
I reluctantly agreed, but only as long as I dont have to be in line behind the horse.
You left the woman out of this story line where is she?
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From: Rathdrum, Idano
Ya all remember "the streak" here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHOeVeCbFA
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