10 Things I hate about classic Oldsmobiles!!!
10 Things I hate about classic Oldsmobiles!!!
I have recently acquired a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass "S" and it has not taken long for me to find out that there are ten things that I hate about not only my Oldsmobile but others as well:
1. I hate that whenever I drive my Oldsmobile I feel like I am cheating on my girlfriend with the "Helen" of our day.
2. I hate that I can talk about classic Cutlasses all day with no stop (other people hate this too).
3. I hate that whenever I look at a classic Cutlass I get more teary eyed then an audience watching Titanic for the first time.
4. I hate that I would probably take a bullet for a Cutlass (I would not take a bullet for most people, yes that includes my mom--just kidding mom).
5. I hate that whenever I drive my Cutlass I feel invincible and want to just dare police to catch me!
6. I hate that classic Cutlasses make most other cars look like garbage (yes I am including Ferraris and other foreign made cars).
7. I hate that my Oldsmobile 455 engine makes my car look like the Governator and import cars look like Leonardo DiCaprio.
8. I hate that classic Cutlasses are so stuck up just because they are a cut above the rest.
9. I hate that classic Cutlasses will not let anyone drive them but must choose you to drive them. They are very picky!
10. Most importantly, I hate how classic Cutlasses will make anyone who drives one look cooler than James Dean.
If there is anything you would like to add please be my guest.
1. I hate that whenever I drive my Oldsmobile I feel like I am cheating on my girlfriend with the "Helen" of our day.
2. I hate that I can talk about classic Cutlasses all day with no stop (other people hate this too).
3. I hate that whenever I look at a classic Cutlass I get more teary eyed then an audience watching Titanic for the first time.
4. I hate that I would probably take a bullet for a Cutlass (I would not take a bullet for most people, yes that includes my mom--just kidding mom).
5. I hate that whenever I drive my Cutlass I feel invincible and want to just dare police to catch me!
6. I hate that classic Cutlasses make most other cars look like garbage (yes I am including Ferraris and other foreign made cars).
7. I hate that my Oldsmobile 455 engine makes my car look like the Governator and import cars look like Leonardo DiCaprio.
8. I hate that classic Cutlasses are so stuck up just because they are a cut above the rest.
9. I hate that classic Cutlasses will not let anyone drive them but must choose you to drive them. They are very picky!
10. Most importantly, I hate how classic Cutlasses will make anyone who drives one look cooler than James Dean.
If there is anything you would like to add please be my guest.
Last edited by Newkid8; Jan 17, 2008 at 05:30 PM.
Naw. It was not inherited. However ever since I saw my older brother's 1967 jet black Camaro, I knew I loved muscle cars. The sheer power and beauty of them has overwhelmed me ever since. I believe for every person there is a car . My dad had a GTO. My brother had his Camaro. I have my Cutlass. I always thought a Corvette Stingray was my car but when I saw the movie "Demolition Man" I knew that Oldsmobile was for me! When I saw my car in the warehouse covered with dust and having all these bondo spots on her, I knew that she was calling out to me. So I traded my GTO and got her. I have never regretted that decision.
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