Great Weekend
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Great Weekend
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger, gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account!'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account!'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile
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And what we used to do all day,
now takes us all day to do,
much to the chagrin of most women!!
What we loose to youth and exuberance,
we gain from cunning and experience!
But that is a good one!!
now takes us all day to do,
much to the chagrin of most women!!
What we loose to youth and exuberance,
we gain from cunning and experience!
But that is a good one!!
Last edited by Rickman48; Oct 23, 2010 at 04:37 AM.
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