I just met a new woman, just in time for Valentine's Day....
Some woman have dogs, others have cats, she Loved bunny rabbits.
She asked me what I love most about bunny rabbits?
I responded " the fact that they LOVE to multiply. I like math."
She asked me what was my favorite type of bunny.
I replied, "Playboy Bunnies!!"
(Will I be O K tomorrow??)

 

Well, you're either in or out

 

I was asked by a lesbian lady how I viewed lesbian relationships. "In HD." was not the answer she wanted.

 

FUNNY!!! I was asked the same question.... And I replied,
"Happily and from the edge of the bed... What time do you want me over??"

 

I knew it was Valentines day today because I woke up with a Heart On....


LMFAO

 

That's what she said LOL... sorry