I went into this motel with my younger son since there was a car show in town the next day. After I got the key and my son moved away from the counter I asked the woman behind the front desk. "Do you have cable?" She nodded. Since my son would be fooling with the remote more than me, I asked. "Is there a **** channel?" She nooded again. I added "Well I hope it's disabled." She looked at me in disgust and said, "It's just regular **** you sick bastard.

 

LOL, thats really funny.

 

awww , you mean no retarded farm animal **** ? darn

 

Just don't let the ADA know that their's isn't being offered...

 

Now that's funny right there!

 

LOL. You must lay awake all night thinking of what you're going to say the next day.

 

Ken: It's amazing to be sitting at the computer, and start laughing, very loudly, out loud! That is funny!

 

That's awesome!

Reminds me of the time my 2 sisters got stuck on a road trip I advised them not to take, with a Chevette a friend had just given to me.

They naturally got stranded, fortunately just by a leaky radiator. a very leaky radiator. They kept it going until they could get to a hotel where they proceeded to ask the hotel clerk if he'd rent them a room by the hour.

I wished I could have seen his face when he told them it wasn't that kind of hotel, and if they wanted a room they'd have to rent it for the night.

I am sure the guy was even more uncomfortable when they kept going back to him asking for more towels.

When I arrived to rescue them they were too embarrassed to return the key, so it became my job...

 

Lol

 

You should have asked them if they have **** for the blind

 

Nice!

 

I second aron nance, i just busted out laughing at the computer...

 

Good one Ken!

 

I've heard that Apple was having a contest looking for a new name for a kids iPod. I thought I had a winning entry but apparently "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.

 

now thats funny right there

 

 

Oh boy, there is a cracker in every box

 

A new clothing store just opened around here. It so happens that it's owned by Muslims, not that it matters or I care. But I got banned from the store the first time I opened my mouth! WTF! All I did was ask if they carried any bomber jackets. No respect I tell ya.

 

ha ha nice one,what the hell would you do with a bomber Jacket,have a stampeder run over it

 

Oh Ken..... You are bad, lol!

 

LOL! too funny!

Maine is filled with tourists during the summer, and one evening on the way to an event I stopped into a Pakistani owned and operated 7-11-gas station I frequent to buy gas. Exasperated from all the traffic (that we don't have most of the other 3 seasons) I said to the the guy "Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot 'em"... He was far less conversant the next few times I saw him. I think it took him a little while to get the joke. Thank god he did!