Stuff to make you groan..
May 25th, 2011, 06:59 PM
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Just an Olds Guy
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Stuff to make you groan..
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that.....2:30a.m.! Luckily for him I was still up playing myBagpipes.
Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says howdo you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is buildingup!"
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest ***** she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says howdo you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is buildingup!"
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest ***** she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
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