secret to a happy marraige......
October 15th, 2012, 01:18 PM
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secret to a happy marraige......
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we made love together over fifty years ago? When we went behind the village tavern, where you leaned against the back fence and I made wild passionate love to you?
Oh Jim!! I am blushing!!, but Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about you and I taking a stroll around there again and we can relive those moments for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds sinful, shameless, wild and irresponsible but what a good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers acting like a couple of courtin’ kids and making love against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic love life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “ Not Really”
The Policeman is puzzled, what do you mean? That was the most energetic display of wild abandon and love making I have ever seen, there must be some secret?
Still shaking, the old man replies, “ Not Really” No
The Policeman says, C’mon there must be something that is different with you two today, then the way it was fifty years ago!!!
Ohhhhh the old man says 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
Oh Jim!! I am blushing!!, but Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about you and I taking a stroll around there again and we can relive those moments for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds sinful, shameless, wild and irresponsible but what a good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers acting like a couple of courtin’ kids and making love against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic love life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “ Not Really”
The Policeman is puzzled, what do you mean? That was the most energetic display of wild abandon and love making I have ever seen, there must be some secret?
Still shaking, the old man replies, “ Not Really” No
The Policeman says, C’mon there must be something that is different with you two today, then the way it was fifty years ago!!!
Ohhhhh the old man says 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
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