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September 25th, 2018, 06:21 AM

redoldsman

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Passwords

I just saw this on a Chevy website and have to pass it on because it is too good.

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER :
Cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively..

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourBacksideIfYouDon't GiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourBac kSideIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use.

Last edited by redoldsman; September 25th, 2018 at 06:26 AM.

September 25th, 2018, 07:02 AM

Olds64

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That's too funny.

September 25th, 2018, 07:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Olds64

That's too funny.

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Very funny!

September 25th, 2018, 07:31 AM

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Hahahaha

September 25th, 2018, 08:00 AM

Charlie Jones

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Describes me exactly !

September 25th, 2018, 09:04 AM

CRUZN 66

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Never a dull moment with computer security and the hoops we have to jump through...

September 25th, 2018, 10:53 AM

frankr442

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At one point we had computer issues that required us to log back in every few minutes.
You'll have to guess what my password was because I don't want to get banned.

September 25th, 2018, 02:50 PM

edzolz

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Get a mac

September 25th, 2018, 02:52 PM

Allan R

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Sounds like the voice of experience

September 26th, 2018, 07:11 PM

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Our computers at work require a password change every month with increasing complexity every time. I was laughing till I was out of breath!,!

September 27th, 2018, 07:46 AM

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Junkman

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I use Password, because I always have the hint in front of me when it asks...

September 28th, 2018, 04:29 AM

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Greg Rogers

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Of course you are not supposed to have a "cheat sheet" in your file cabinet because someone will find all your passwords. But how can you remember them all?