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Sep 25, 2018 | 06:21 AM

redoldsman

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Passwords

I just saw this on a Chevy website and have to pass it on because it is too good.

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER :
Cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively..

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourBacksideIfYouDon't GiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourBac kSideIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use.

Last edited by redoldsman; Sep 25, 2018 at 06:26 AM.

Sep 25, 2018 | 07:02 AM

Olds64

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That's too funny.

Sep 25, 2018 | 07:25 AM

66luvr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Olds64

That's too funny.

X2
Very funny!

Sep 25, 2018 | 07:31 AM

Jamesbo

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Hahahaha

Sep 25, 2018 | 08:00 AM

Charlie Jones

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Describes me exactly !

Sep 25, 2018 | 09:04 AM

CRUZN 66

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Never a dull moment with computer security and the hoops we have to jump through...

Sep 25, 2018 | 10:53 AM

frankr442

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At one point we had computer issues that required us to log back in every few minutes.
You'll have to guess what my password was because I don't want to get banned.

Sep 25, 2018 | 02:50 PM

edzolz

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Get a mac

Sep 25, 2018 | 02:52 PM

Allan R

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Sounds like the voice of experience

Sep 26, 2018 | 07:11 PM

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Funkwagon455

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From: Aledo, Texas

Our computers at work require a password change every month with increasing complexity every time. I was laughing till I was out of breath!,!

Sep 27, 2018 | 07:46 AM

#11

Junkman

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From: Northeast Connecticut

I use Password, because I always have the hint in front of me when it asks...

Sep 28, 2018 | 04:29 AM

#12

Greg Rogers

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From: Harrison, Michigan

Of course you are not supposed to have a "cheat sheet" in your file cabinet because someone will find all your passwords. But how can you remember them all?