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Old August 20th, 2024 | 09:31 AM
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I didn’t even know they can drive
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Old August 20th, 2024 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ELY442
I didn’t even know they can drive
Volkswagens. Two in the front, three in the back.



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Old August 20th, 2024 | 05:23 PM
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Old August 20th, 2024 | 05:53 PM
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Old August 20th, 2024 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage Chief
Have you seen Mike Hunt?
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Old August 21st, 2024 | 11:02 AM
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I guess it means it’s bad for you
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Old August 21st, 2024 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Jones
Have you seen Mike Hunt?
I actually went to school with Michael Wayne Hunt. Poor bastard was born on a Friday the 13th. His life went downhill from there.
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Old August 21st, 2024 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cjsdad
I actually went to school with Michael Wayne Hunt. Poor bastard was born on a Friday the 13th. His life went downhill from there.
I went to school w/ a Michael Hunt, as well. At some point in time he was asking everyone never to call him Mike (for this exact reason). I always felt it was cleverly hilarious, he obviously didn't think so I guess.
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Old August 21st, 2024 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Jones
Have you seen Mike Hunt?
The guy from Cuntetiquette? I'll politely leave while grabbing a cookie.
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Old August 22nd, 2024 | 02:14 AM
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I used to work with a guy named Tony Hock. Tony was his middle name, yep his first name was Michael.


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Old August 22nd, 2024 | 03:19 AM
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I went to school with a girl named Kim Crochfelt. She was 2 years behind me in my brother's class. I always felt bad for her and wondered if she changed her name as an adult.
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Old August 22nd, 2024 | 03:46 AM
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He was in the same class as Ben Dover
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Old August 22nd, 2024 | 10:33 AM
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Hurry up. today only
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Old August 22nd, 2024 | 05:19 PM
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^^This^^ becoming a trend? Military/Vet discounts?
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Old August 23rd, 2024 | 09:35 AM
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Yummy
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Old August 23rd, 2024 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Jones
Have you seen Mike Hunt?
No Schitt, I used to date Mike's older sister!
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Old August 23rd, 2024 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BackInTheGame
No Schitt, I used to date Mike's older sister!
I work with Mike Wick, John's mean cousin...
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Old August 26th, 2024 | 10:06 AM
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Mowing will be done in a jiffy
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Old August 26th, 2024 | 11:50 AM
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At one of the dealerships I worked at we had a customer names Steve Nutting. So you ask has anyone seen Steve Nutting. And they answer I saw Steve Nutting (fill in the blank) the more outrageous the better…
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Old August 27th, 2024 | 08:34 AM
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At one of the dealerships I worked at we had a customer names Steve Nutting. So you ask has anyone seen Steve Nutting. And they answer I saw Steve Nutting (fill in the blank) the more outrageous the better…
Had a customer at Trans Lex named Long Hong, let your imagination wonder what we did with that in the shop.
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Old August 27th, 2024 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cjsdad
Had a customer at Trans Lex named Long Hong, let your imagination wonder what we did with that in the shop.
That would be a great nickname. I get Big John and General Lee, neither of which I mind.
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Old August 27th, 2024 | 10:06 AM
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ET no phone home
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Old August 27th, 2024 | 10:12 AM
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That teaches him to not steal my beer!


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Old August 28th, 2024 | 09:41 AM
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At least they’re honest
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Old August 28th, 2024 | 09:47 AM
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Old August 29th, 2024 | 10:19 AM
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Smells like roses
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Old August 29th, 2024 | 08:01 PM
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Out of all the festivals, this one comes first.

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Old August 30th, 2024 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by oldcutlass
Out of all the festivals, this one comes first.

I see what you did there...


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Old August 30th, 2024 | 07:27 AM
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As seen in the Chic-fil-a drive through a couple days ago...

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Old August 30th, 2024 | 08:20 AM
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Yeah right, that's a minivan.
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Old August 30th, 2024 | 09:47 AM
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I’m staying home
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Old September 10th, 2024 | 10:22 AM
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The correct way of saying it
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Old September 11th, 2024 | 09:37 AM
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Do you know where your children are?
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Old September 12th, 2024 | 10:34 AM
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Looks like I’m staying home
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Old September 12th, 2024 | 11:27 AM
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In America, we have equal treatment under the law, or at least it's written like that.
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Old September 13th, 2024 | 10:38 AM
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Sounds interesting
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Old September 13th, 2024 | 01:20 PM
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Not sure those are things that should be traded.
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Old September 13th, 2024 | 01:58 PM
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I’m sure women would trade for the new and improved models
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Old September 16th, 2024 | 10:24 AM
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Old September 17th, 2024 | 09:48 AM
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9th floor, please
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