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Old December 8th, 2023, 10:58 AM
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When this orange light comes on, what does it mean?
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Old December 8th, 2023, 03:24 PM
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Nice bumper
Perfect bumper for the fools on the road these days.
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Old December 8th, 2023, 03:26 PM
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Old December 8th, 2023, 03:27 PM
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Now that's funny
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Old December 8th, 2023, 03:28 PM
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Customer said he installed new brakes and he still can’t stop
Crazy thing is that this is real
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Old December 11th, 2023, 05:01 AM
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Perfect bumper for the fools on the road these days.
All they need is a 50cal on the hood and they can go full on Mad Max. Perfect for driving in the DC area.
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Old December 11th, 2023, 09:00 AM
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Old December 11th, 2023, 09:56 AM
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Old December 12th, 2023, 10:39 AM
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Old December 12th, 2023, 11:52 AM
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More evidence for Giorgio Tsoukalos.
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Old December 12th, 2023, 07:35 PM
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More evidence for Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Too Funny! (That dude needs a new hair stylist!)
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Old December 13th, 2023, 10:28 AM
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It’s still drivable
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Old December 13th, 2023, 02:35 PM
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It’s still drivable
A domesticated tire giving birth...
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Old December 13th, 2023, 05:05 PM
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It’s still drivable
Plenty of tread left.
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Old December 14th, 2023, 09:32 AM
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Old December 15th, 2023, 09:07 AM
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There’s a lot of them here at work
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Old December 18th, 2023, 09:27 AM
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Old December 19th, 2023, 10:25 AM
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It’s true, playing with yourself gives you hairy palm
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Old December 19th, 2023, 11:17 AM
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His eyes are probably cross eyed too!
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Old December 19th, 2023, 05:42 PM
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Have a cookie...

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Old December 22nd, 2023, 09:33 AM
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Old December 24th, 2023, 03:35 PM
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Old January 2nd, 2024, 10:24 AM
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Old January 2nd, 2024, 10:28 AM
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Two different ways to read that sign, I believe. One day (they don't know which day) the bridge will be closed for one day between Oct. 17 & Oct. 28. Super they let you know with such advance notice.
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Old January 2nd, 2024, 11:14 AM
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Where’s the bridge?
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Old January 3rd, 2024, 09:39 AM
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For people who has imbalance nutrition
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Old January 4th, 2024, 10:29 AM
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Old January 4th, 2024, 12:01 PM
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Must have been behind an Oldsmobile engine.
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Old January 4th, 2024, 12:19 PM
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Must have been behind an Oldsmobile engine.
Hmmm....I can't say I believe it was behind any engine....you ever see a hardened metal driveshaft twist? I'm dubious. Oh well.
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Old January 4th, 2024, 12:36 PM
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It is twisted
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Old January 4th, 2024, 03:16 PM
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Hmmm....I can't say I believe it was behind any engine....you ever see a hardened metal driveshaft twist? I'm dubious. Oh well.
Who hardens a driveshaft ? Explain the process.
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Old January 4th, 2024, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by OLDSter Ralph
Who hardens a driveshaft ? Explain the process.
That should have read hard metal driveshaft. Thanks for pointing it out, Troll.
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Originally Posted by Vintage Chief
That should have read hard metal driveshaft. Thanks for pointing it out, Troll.
Isn't all metal hard ?
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Old January 4th, 2024, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by OLDSter Ralph
Isn't all metal hard ?
I really don't want to detract from the enjoyment this thread provides, for most of us, but to specifically answer your question the answer is no. Mercury (Hg) is a liquid at standard pressure & ambient temperature of 25°C.
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Old January 5th, 2024, 04:50 AM
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We all know that a diesel 350 or poorly tuned 260 could easily do that. Let alone a 455.
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Old January 5th, 2024, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Vintage Chief
Hmmm....I can't say I believe it was behind any engine....you ever see a hardened metal driveshaft twist? I'm dubious. Oh well.
The photo shows a truck big enough to have air brakes.
If the air brakes were locked , and some fool put it in low gear, revved it up, and dumped the clutch........
That could easily be the result.
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Old January 5th, 2024, 09:37 AM
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Can you do this?
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Duct tape can fix anything!

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