THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

All the reasons I don't get drunk anymore. I don't want to be a divorced, fat person calling in sick from the holding cell with a black eye and my peepee hangin out.

 

All of the reasons I continue to drink. As a matter of fact, I read this post with one (squinted) eye open.

 

Give me another Molson Canadian.

 

Crown and Coke. :P

 

Looks like you were sober when you wrote this though - correct grammar and punctuation...

 

too funny

 

Me too!

 

That is too funny, Too bad I am reading this sober because I am in the office....But the good news is I will try this at home tonight after a few..

 

I get blind drunk, had Redgoat read it to me.