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September 30th, 2010, 07:45 AM

citcapp

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Classes for women

Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By September 28, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It
for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through
the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.

Send this to all your guy friends for the
best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

September 30th, 2010, 07:54 AM

cutlassgal

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Citcapp...... you're on a roll today over there on the leftcoast, lol!! Those are great!!!!

September 30th, 2010, 08:23 AM

Olds64

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That is too funny!

September 30th, 2010, 08:24 AM

Bluevista

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A man after my own heart.

Send it to your gal friends with a sense of humor?

The last guy that sent that list to a gal was Tiger.

Poor old Tiger.

September 30th, 2010, 08:29 AM

Lady72nRob71

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There needs to be a "drive and talk without running red lights" class too.
I want one who actually graduates...

September 30th, 2010, 10:27 AM

1969w3155

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Whenever I see a post from you or Jamesbo with a non car title, I figure it's gotta be something funny! And it was.

September 30th, 2010, 11:00 AM

gearheads78

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Good stuff....since my wife is already mad about something else I might as well send this to her

September 30th, 2010, 11:46 AM

body 51

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i was hoping to see the class on how to disable the automatic cell phone car ignition switch.... or is the cell phone activated when the vehicle is put in drive?