I'm in a dispute
October 17th, 2014, 01:10 PM
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I'm in a dispute
My black 09 Pontiac G8 just had a liquid red baby!!! Picking it up next week, So its another 09 but liquid red.
I mentioned this to my wife before I got home it had a baby boy while I was at work and filled her in on the details, as to color etc.
She then said NOPE its a girl, its liquid red, with leather interior.
I replied NO! NO! , Listen it has carpet on the floor, no blower under the hood, and the handbook does not say,
1) When cold , start out gently take it up to speed slowley as to not blow 'er' up prematurely.
2) Check all fluids daily prior to jumping in 'er'
3) Kick your rubbers off before stepping on the carpet.
4) Keep the hood closed during daylight hours after 22k
Lastly all fluids should be added during the evenings hours only.
She still thinks it had a baby girl. GO figure!!! If that was the case I would have purchased a mustang
I mentioned this to my wife before I got home it had a baby boy while I was at work and filled her in on the details, as to color etc.
She then said NOPE its a girl, its liquid red, with leather interior.
I replied NO! NO! , Listen it has carpet on the floor, no blower under the hood, and the handbook does not say,
1) When cold , start out gently take it up to speed slowley as to not blow 'er' up prematurely.
2) Check all fluids daily prior to jumping in 'er'
3) Kick your rubbers off before stepping on the carpet.
4) Keep the hood closed during daylight hours after 22k
Lastly all fluids should be added during the evenings hours only.
She still thinks it had a baby girl. GO figure!!! If that was the case I would have purchased a mustang
Last edited by 76olds; October 17th, 2014 at 01:43 PM.
October 17th, 2014, 02:31 PM
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So what's the real issue here? You want to **** off your wife and lose the freedom you've had to work on your Olds??? Let her call it what she wants and listen with your deaf ear....
October 17th, 2014, 04:36 PM
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Huh? 
I'm lost. Guessing that you're trying satirical humor in some of the differences between men and women.
I'll just say Pontiac G8's are pretty cool cars (basically a modernized 04-06 GTO) and you have a really nice 76 Cutlass in your avatar.
I'm lost. Guessing that you're trying satirical humor in some of the differences between men and women.I'll just say Pontiac G8's are pretty cool cars (basically a modernized 04-06 GTO) and you have a really nice 76 Cutlass in your avatar.
October 18th, 2014, 03:30 AM
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Your wife is quite right, as is mine and everyone else's at all times. PARTICULARLY WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY WRONG!!!!!!!. All successful different sex relationships depend on this axiom.
Say "Yes dear, what shall we call her?", and you can play with your Olds again.
Roger.
Say "Yes dear, what shall we call her?", and you can play with your Olds again.
Roger.
October 18th, 2014, 06:15 AM
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Not only am I always wrong, my wife will also call her friends to confirm I am wrong. How do you combat that?, lol!
By the way. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. After an hour, open it up and see which one is happy to see you! Can't remember where I first heard that, but it still cracks me up. You have to be in the "over 20 year" club to fully appreciate it, though.
By the way. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. After an hour, open it up and see which one is happy to see you! Can't remember where I first heard that, but it still cracks me up. You have to be in the "over 20 year" club to fully appreciate it, though.
October 18th, 2014, 07:42 AM
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First I have to apologize to the guys here, My sense of humour is often taken badly by some. Second, you guys are absolutely correct, the wife is always rite !!! It didn't take long before I had a couple drinks after work last night. Yes I get easy and laid back after a few. Then had a few more of course go figure. It is now her new car lol, I finally had to give in. She ended up jumping me on my vibrating lazy boy shouting 'give it to me' I want it you don't need two. I guess that's why the wife is always rite. I will post a couple pics when we get it for the guys that didn't take my post too seriously. I will get a new set of personalized plates for her with PUTRTHER!!!!
Cheers
Eric
Cheers
Eric
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October 18th, 2014, 07:49 AM
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Cheers
Eric
October 18th, 2014, 07:53 AM
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Not only am I always wrong, my wife will also call her friends to confirm I am wrong. How do you combat that?, lol!
By the way. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. After an hour, open it up and see which one is happy to see you! Can't remember where I first heard that, but it still cracks me up. You have to be in the "over 20 year" club to fully appreciate it, though.
By the way. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. After an hour, open it up and see which one is happy to see you! Can't remember where I first heard that, but it still cracks me up. You have to be in the "over 20 year" club to fully appreciate it, though.
October 18th, 2014, 09:21 AM
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So that's what happens when we drink and type out loud!! Lol.. I always thought if I where to have an email conversation with James Brown when alive, it would have been as understandable..Lol..
Clearly you let her have the car so it can buy you credit for later large purchases..such as another Hot Rod, Twin engine Boat.. You get my drift?
Clearly you let her have the car so it can buy you credit for later large purchases..such as another Hot Rod, Twin engine Boat.. You get my drift?
October 18th, 2014, 10:23 AM
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Booyeah I got it. I want my 455 this winter LOL.!! A twin engine boat, now you've got me thinkin'. Haha yeah I may even put the gas in it for her !!
October 18th, 2014, 12:04 PM
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There are chick cars like the mini and the beetle, and there are men's cars like the Corvette and the 442.
A G8 is not a chick car.
A G8 is not a chick car.
Last edited by Rocketguy; October 18th, 2014 at 12:07 PM.
October 18th, 2014, 12:43 PM
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October 18th, 2014, 03:19 PM
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LOL, I wonder as well, we also own a 2002 Pontiac G/P GT as well as a 2006 Pontiac G/P GT. I guess you can say I'm a Pontiac guy . Their isn't a panel on either of the 2 without a scratch or dent. My wife says each time I don't know what happened!!! She just got a new pair of glasses so hopefully the G8's will see less dings, dents and scratches.
October 18th, 2014, 06:00 PM
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Put-er'ther copper..... I try to be normal honest.
Cheers
Eric
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