Who needs a couple quickies ??????
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Who needs a couple quickies ??????
Women call me Ugly until they find out how much Money I make.....
(Then they call me Ugly and Poor....)
I broke my index finger last week.... On the other hand, I am okay......
How does Moses make coffee ???? Hebrews it.....
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 ?????? Aye Matey.....
Why should you never date a tennis player ???????
(Love means nothing to them.....)
Why does a chicken coop have two (2) doors ?????!
(Because if it had four (4) doors, we would call it a chicken sedan....)
(Then they call me Ugly and Poor....)
I broke my index finger last week.... On the other hand, I am okay......
How does Moses make coffee ???? Hebrews it.....
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 ?????? Aye Matey.....
Why should you never date a tennis player ???????
(Love means nothing to them.....)
Why does a chicken coop have two (2) doors ?????!
(Because if it had four (4) doors, we would call it a chicken sedan....)
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 975
From: West Hempstead, New York
Groan???? You will be telling these all Memorial Day Weekend long !!!!!!
Hey, after all the agony we've had these last 10 weeks, a little laughter is good !!!!!
Plus, they are clean, you can tell them to the younger generation.....
Have a nice Memorial Day Weekend , everyone, remember and respect all those who
Perished to protect our rights and Freedom......
Stay Safe every one.... God Bless us all...... Yours, Craig.....
Hey, after all the agony we've had these last 10 weeks, a little laughter is good !!!!!
Plus, they are clean, you can tell them to the younger generation.....
Have a nice Memorial Day Weekend , everyone, remember and respect all those who
Perished to protect our rights and Freedom......
Stay Safe every one.... God Bless us all...... Yours, Craig.....
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This big bad guy calls himself "Chicken". If this isn't a joke...: https://dmax.de/sendungen/chickens-bike-farm/
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From: eastern MA
Groan???? You will be telling these all Memorial Day Weekend long !!!!!!
Hey, after all the agony we've had these last 10 weeks, a little laughter is good !!!!!
Plus, they are clean, you can tell them to the younger generation.....
Have a nice Memorial Day Weekend , everyone, remember and respect all those who
Perished to protect our rights and Freedom......
Stay Safe every one.... God Bless us all...... Yours, Craig.....
Hey, after all the agony we've had these last 10 weeks, a little laughter is good !!!!!
Plus, they are clean, you can tell them to the younger generation.....
Have a nice Memorial Day Weekend , everyone, remember and respect all those who
Perished to protect our rights and Freedom......
Stay Safe every one.... God Bless us all...... Yours, Craig.....
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