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Mar 21, 2011 | 03:31 PM

svnt442

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Some funny stuff!

My Aunt send this stuff out every day. I thought todays was worth posting!

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely,

Google

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,

That Little Triangle

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,

God

Dear Asians,

At least wear name tags or something...

Sincerely, The Rest Of The World

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Anne Frank,

Two can play this game....

Sincerely, Waldo

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Santa,

How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump

What are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....

Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Haiti,

Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?

Sincerely,

Seriously Going To Hell

Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?

Sincerely,

Terrified

Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was
here first.

Sincerely,

Dr. Pepper

Mar 21, 2011 | 03:58 PM

w-30dreamin

71 & 72,now I want a 68

Joined: May 2009

Posts: 1,872

From: NW Indiana

funny stuff

My Dad sent one the other day,it reads

marriage is like a deck of cards,

in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond,

by the end all you want is a club and a spade.