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Old May 15th, 2012, 10:07 AM
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Love Dress....

A mother stopped by unannounced at her daughter's house. She knocked on
the door, then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,'
the daughter answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to
no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.'

The mother left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her
best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came
home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing....' he said. 'What's for dinner?

He never heard the shot.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 10:11 AM
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Old May 15th, 2012, 10:15 AM
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Ooh thats sooo wrong!
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Old May 15th, 2012, 11:17 AM
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Old May 15th, 2012, 12:51 PM
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