I never claimed to be flawless, just understandable.

 

And yet, there that little bastid sits, right in the middle of your sentence...

- Eric

 

Heck, I'd be happy if I could say that about my wife!

- Eric

 

your rite

 

Well you're one up on me. I'm flawed and sometimes very hard to understand. Just ask my wife. I think she's related to Eric's

 

Well?,

 

^^^That could be a deep subject Steve.

 

My wife will find the negative in any statement, I just nod after 34 years...

 

Allan, I think ALL women are related in THAT respect!

That reminds me of a story I like to tell, especially, this time of year:

A guy's wife bought him 2 neckties for Christmas.
After opening their gifts, they were getting dressed to go out visiting.
He decided to put on one of the new ties his wife had given him,
being certain she'd be pleased he decided to wear her gift.
He proudly makes his appearance so she could see him wearing the new tie.
She looked at the tie, then looked at him and asked,
"What's wrong with the other one?"

I like this joke because it proves that no matter what you say or do, it's wrong.
Also, no matter where you put something, that's not where it belongs.

 

lol

 

The coma, is very impotent, to punctuality.

 

You realize what you just said there?

 

yes, sir
just having fun
The "coma" [comma] and "punctuality" [punctuation] are also intentional.