which one are you? warning!!!political joke!!!
#1
which one are you? warning!!!political joke!!!
Just a little something to put a smile on your face....
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you
decide.
The answer can be found by posing the
following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make thisa happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and tryto come to a consensus.
Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist.
A friend emailed this. My wife and I were rolling on the floor. I thought I'd share it. P.S. I'm a redneck by the way
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you
decide.
The answer can be found by posing the
following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make thisa happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and tryto come to a consensus.
Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist.
A friend emailed this. My wife and I were rolling on the floor. I thought I'd share it. P.S. I'm a redneck by the way
Last edited by csstrux; September 26th, 2008 at 04:04 PM.
#2
Don't really know if I'm a redneck, because I wouldn't stop shooting after unloading the 2nd clip and my wife wouldn't ask that question
I'm a Dem, BTW, there's a reason the Rep's are called "reds"
I'm a Dem, BTW, there's a reason the Rep's are called "reds"
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#6
He would be with his 40 virgins before he had a chance to raise the knife, right at the first scream would be about it. He already gave me all day to do what I want. Why take chances? he isn't out there carving a turkey.
Allan
Allan
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#10
(Saw that one on Family Guy)
#18
#19
Interesting information
Chad
I figured anybody who replied to this thread by now won't be offended by political undertones. I just heard about a youtube clip that explains how we got into the mortgage mess we're in. If you start watching it and become offended please try to watch it through to the end. Yes, if your an extreme left democrate it says some stuff you won't like. But it tells you how to fact check what's shown, and encourages you to consider these facts before voting this coming election. John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6fuFrdCJY
I figured anybody who replied to this thread by now won't be offended by political undertones. I just heard about a youtube clip that explains how we got into the mortgage mess we're in. If you start watching it and become offended please try to watch it through to the end. Yes, if your an extreme left democrate it says some stuff you won't like. But it tells you how to fact check what's shown, and encourages you to consider these facts before voting this coming election. John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6fuFrdCJY
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Chad
I figured anybody who replied to this thread by now won't be offended by political undertones. I just heard about a youtube clip that explains how we got into the mortgage mess we're in. If you start watching it and become offended please try to watch it through to the end. Yes, if your an extreme left democrate it says some stuff you won't like. But it tells you how to fact check what's shown, and encourages you to consider these facts before voting this coming election. John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6fuFrdCJY
I figured anybody who replied to this thread by now won't be offended by political undertones. I just heard about a youtube clip that explains how we got into the mortgage mess we're in. If you start watching it and become offended please try to watch it through to the end. Yes, if your an extreme left democrate it says some stuff you won't like. But it tells you how to fact check what's shown, and encourages you to consider these facts before voting this coming election. John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6fuFrdCJY
that youtube video has an agenda,that means it's facts are slanted
realtors,real estate appraisers,and mortgage brokers are responsible for the mess we are in.
they are parasites on society
#22
Terrorist goes to Heaven ...
First hint of trouble , it's St. Peter ...
"Let's see,... killed 10 innocent people , ... you my boy are going to hell ! " ...
He's whining like a baby ... " Where are my virgins ..?"
The devil tells him " Sure you get virgins ..."
Virgin Men ...
First hint of trouble , it's St. Peter ...
"Let's see,... killed 10 innocent people , ... you my boy are going to hell ! " ...
He's whining like a baby ... " Where are my virgins ..?"
The devil tells him " Sure you get virgins ..."
Virgin Men ...
#23
. Then they would appraise for 6 million which they would borrow against...
I'm telling the Federal Appraiser that I had just appraised that parcel for 2 million as it was on a right of way. He said that it was worth 6 since a third share was bought for 2 mill ...
It's nice when you can make your own rules ...
#24
According to John Murtha if you live in his side of Pa you are both a racist and a redneck. Not sure of which party affliation applies. Although he is a Deomcrat and has been voted in many times so I guess he means mainly those that have kept him in office.
#25
FYI
It's "Realtor" [With a cap "R" ] meaning he/she is a member of the National Association of Realtors. It doesn't mean Real-estate agent or Real-estate Broker. But it a common mistake with many.
IMHO They [meaning Real-estate Brokers/agents, appraisers and mortgage brokers ] had very little to do with the mess we're in. I would look very hard at Congress for the blame.
I would also note Congress has done absolutely nothing to prevent it from happening again.
#27
Well to answer the question originally posed I would shoot him in the shoulder with the knife , if he is still coming at me I would shoot him in the hip on the same side if he still was not down I would shoot out the other leg though with a .45 caliber I doubt that. Being an expert shot I could fire off these shots without worry. I would then call 911 for the police and an ambulance , tell my wife to move the children away from the scene then check on the attacker ( kicking away the knife if I have to ) and administer any help needed.
Any person would automatically shoot to protect his family unless it was an arranged hit to kill his wife then he kills the attacker ,who was not privy to this part of the plan, and now he is without the nagging wife who had threatened to leave him and take the kids.
Any person would automatically shoot to protect his family unless it was an arranged hit to kill his wife then he kills the attacker ,who was not privy to this part of the plan, and now he is without the nagging wife who had threatened to leave him and take the kids.
#28
Redneck. By definition. A small vial of pig's blood carried on your person will help. Pig crap is even better, but smells.
There's a Realtor here that if she cuts me off in traffic again while she's got that damn cellphone in her ear, there'll be one less Realtor... if her continued recklessness and carelessness causes me bodily injury, I'll have all the profits off her million dollar deals... her and her picture in the Million Dollar Club every month in the local paper's real estate insert... phooey. She might be a good saleswoman, but she ain't hittin' on schit as a driver.
There's a Realtor here that if she cuts me off in traffic again while she's got that damn cellphone in her ear, there'll be one less Realtor... if her continued recklessness and carelessness causes me bodily injury, I'll have all the profits off her million dollar deals... her and her picture in the Million Dollar Club every month in the local paper's real estate insert... phooey. She might be a good saleswoman, but she ain't hittin' on schit as a driver.
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[quote=rocketraider;113361]Redneck. By definition. A small vial of pig's blood carried on your person will help. Pig crap is even better, but smells.
Ok since I am not a redneck I guess I need an explanation on what good the pigs blood would be for
Ok since I am not a redneck I guess I need an explanation on what good the pigs blood would be for
#33
I heard the definition was a person that worked for a living like a field hand that had a "red Neck", which makes it less of a slur like most people think. Much like the Italian slur "Wop" which is actually a term given at Elis island when a boat load of Italians came in all "With Out Papers"
Last edited by The Stickman; October 7th, 2009 at 04:29 PM.
#35
I heard the definition was a person that worked for a living like a field hand that had a "red Neck", which makes it less of a slur like most people think. Much like the Italian slur "Wop" which is actually a term given at Elis island when a boat load of Italians came in all "With Out Papers"
#36
When someone calls me a redneck. I just tell them to "Kiss my Cracker A$$"
By the by, Has anyone but me ever noticed. Most very Liberal people are always bigoted againist Rednecks. They hate them with a pashion.
By the by, Has anyone but me ever noticed. Most very Liberal people are always bigoted againist Rednecks. They hate them with a pashion.
#37
Redneck
There seems to be an evolution of the meaning about what a redneck is. I always considered that we have a lot of rednecks around here but I consider them people like farmers who work outdoors or work the land and are not the highly educated type. Somewhere along the line Good ole boy and redneck seemed to have become entwined so that rednecks seem to come mostly from the American southeast. Comediens have jumped on the bandwagon of late and turned it into a successful routine or tv show. So of course people's "perception" has been influenced and turned a redneck into what it is today. Thus you get redneck jokes. Up here we did the same with "newfies" and the perception about them was actually perpetuated by classic newfie jokebooks which were written in Newfoundland joking about themselves.
#38
Good one Jamesbo!! I love it! I To me, you gotta have a sense of humor! When it comes down to laugh or cry, I'm going to laugh! I like people and I like to laugh.
I guess I come from a line of rednecks - depending on one's version. My mom was from West By God Virginia, and I grew up with brothers and relatives who's fields were full of old cars - always an engine or two sitting in the driveways... LOL!!
I was going to take a picture of my nephew's driveway and yard a couple years ago and submit it for "Redneck Yard Of The Week" on the Jeff Foxworthy show!! I'm sure he would have won! He laughed when I told him!!
My neck was red this summer from "sitting at car shows in my lawn chair watching the sun bake my car"!!!
I guess I come from a line of rednecks - depending on one's version. My mom was from West By God Virginia, and I grew up with brothers and relatives who's fields were full of old cars - always an engine or two sitting in the driveways... LOL!!
I was going to take a picture of my nephew's driveway and yard a couple years ago and submit it for "Redneck Yard Of The Week" on the Jeff Foxworthy show!! I'm sure he would have won! He laughed when I told him!!
My neck was red this summer from "sitting at car shows in my lawn chair watching the sun bake my car"!!!