Turd
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Many years ago, I had been going all day. I got moving at 3am to get to Marion, IL to run an Appleseed shoot at 7am. I worked all day, ate a fibrous lunch, got dehydrated, drank water, got dehydrated, drank water all day. We had an instructors' meeting and dinner that night and I ate food including an oily dressing salad. I began to have gas. Once I left dinner and checked into the hotel, as I was ferrying stuff upstairs, the need became apparent. I got my last run of stuff, and the need was critical.
I proceeded to sit down on this beautiful commercial grade and size hotel toilet, and due to the diet and the water habits of the day, and the large canvas of the huge toilet bowl with which to work, laid a solid 3 footer in one piece. It was so long that, by the end of it, it was running on momentum and required no effort to make leave, in fact, it would have required effort to stop it.
It left, and, before I flushed it or deposited the TP, I did take a picture for posterity as it was The Best Turd I Ever Had.
I will not upload the photo at the this time here.
I proceeded to sit down on this beautiful commercial grade and size hotel toilet, and due to the diet and the water habits of the day, and the large canvas of the huge toilet bowl with which to work, laid a solid 3 footer in one piece. It was so long that, by the end of it, it was running on momentum and required no effort to make leave, in fact, it would have required effort to stop it.
It left, and, before I flushed it or deposited the TP, I did take a picture for posterity as it was The Best Turd I Ever Had.
I will not upload the photo at the this time here.
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