On another forum this conversation sparked some interesting responses. My car is definitely a she. She can be a real bitch when she wants to (similar to an unnamed family member). The biggest difference between my car and a woman though, is that when she gives me trouble, I can turn her off and fix her without any detectable memory of the problem reoccuring. Can't do that with the unnamed family member.

 

What if your car is a transvestite and you just don't know it? What happens then? It's going to sue you. IMO, cars are Its. A boat is a she.

 

My car is a tranny. She's all pretty but also got some big juevos!

 

This is possibly the dumbest thread in the history of this site

 

The Box (91 Montero) he.
The Circle (13 Rogue) she
The Shark (69 delta 88) definitely a HE


past loves....


Sagwa (01 dodge power wagon) he
Bronk (91 Bronco) she
Brick (88 Landcruiser) she
POS (79 Fiat Spider) who cares

 

Thank you 59-cubed, that's the best laugh I've had in a long time.


Counting the seconds until someone with a big block says, my car's a boy because he's got *****!


Actually all my cars are boys or gender neutral. I got enough women in my life.

 

Possibly?

 

My cars don't have gender because anthropomorphism is a logical fallacy.

They may, however, be possessed.

"I think there's an evil spirit somewhere in the distributor cap." If anyone can name that movie/tv show that's from, I'll be impressed.

 

Garfield.

X2 on the dumbest post. I've seen some dumb ones and posted some dumb questions but this one beats them all.

 

My cars are the third option on this sign.

 

I generally go with gender neutral, but I'd rather be in a girl than in a dude. My girl said her car and mine were bf and gf, idk which is which gender?

 

but I'd rather be in a girl than in a dude.

I guess I never looked at it that way before.

 

ok this needs a bit of nice. Named my 64 olds 'Rosie' after my Mom. lost her the same year the car was made. Been a joy driving

 

As I said on the other post, All cars are women. "When you cus 'em, cus 'em female."

 

Garfield in Hawaii.

 

The cars I had when I was younger and even more stupid were all females.
Because I was often told that because of my bad driving I had f****d them.

So I learned how to drive, and how to maintain and fix them. They all responded to the laws of physics, therefore had no anthropomorphic qualities of either gender.

Roger.

 

I had never thought about this, I refer to it as 'A good ol' girl'.
But when im working on it my profanity is gender non specific?

 

This is a loaded question 4 cyl daily driver is female not so much daily used v8 and big block of course is male.6 vehicles licensed and registered.

 

I will call the cutlass the ol girl from time to time but no name. Usually I just call it the copper car. 59-59-59 you must be of the gender that tends to complain a lot because this has to be the 3rd time I have seen you complain about the stupidity of a thread. Some people are just bitter.

 

I've generally referred to all of mine as he-cars, though I'm not above calling them b***h or **** on occasion.

I also think of mine as Oldsmobile royalty- hey, Starfires, Toronados, Ninety Eights and Hurst/Oldsmobiles fit that category, no? The Gray Ghost wagon is gender neutral- I simply refer to it as my trusty four-wheeled friend.

Reminds me of a story someone in the OCA 1957 Chapter told at a Nationals some years ago. They were talking about a stripper 1957 S88 2-door post with a J2 and a stick, and the comment was made that if cars had *****, that one would be well hung.

 

She is the Mistress, takes all my money, uses up my time, tuns heads where ever she goes and I love her body. Gotta love that girl....Tedd

 

My buddy calls his GN by his wife's name. When he gets mad at his wife he goes out and treats it like he wants to treat her. I was with him on a couple of these trips and boy does he get his frustrations out. He narrates his driving like he is yelling at her. I laugh so hard and would love to get a video of it. It would be one of those videos that goes viral on the net.