The Cardiologist
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The Cardiologist
The Cardiologist
(stop me if you've heard this one before)
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in; and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running.'
(stop me if you've heard this one before)
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in; and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running.'
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Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 364
From: Ontario, Canada
Cardiology II
The cardiologist"s euology and funeral have ended,and the casket is rolled back into a huge floral arrangement shaped like a heart to symbolize his life long committment to a healthy heart. As the crowd files out of the church , a fellow doctor is smiling. Thinking that unusual if not inappropriate his medical colleague says..."Why are you smiling?" The doc replies..."because I'm a Gynecologist"!!
