You might chuckle at this!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2015, 12:20 PM
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You might chuckle at this!!!!!!!!
A lady comes into the animal hospital with a limp duck.
She asks the vet on duty to diagnose it. He puts his ear to the
duck's heart -- and states, "I am afraid your duck is dead."
"That's it," she exclaims, "that is your entire diagnosis??? Can't
you do something else???"
He returns in a minute with a Labrador Retriever who stands over
the duck, sniffs it, raises to his hind haunches, shakes his head "NO".
He then returns a minute later with an older cat at the clinic who
looks over the duck, and shakes its head "NO".
The doctor declares, "I am sorry ma'am, but your duck is dead."
She then receives the bill and it is $200.
"$200" she shrieks, "$200 for what?!?!?!"
The doctor states, "Well, if you had taken my word for it, it only would
have cost you $ 20.... But you have to pay for the lab report and the
cat scan."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She asks the vet on duty to diagnose it. He puts his ear to the
duck's heart -- and states, "I am afraid your duck is dead."
"That's it," she exclaims, "that is your entire diagnosis??? Can't
you do something else???"
He returns in a minute with a Labrador Retriever who stands over
the duck, sniffs it, raises to his hind haunches, shakes his head "NO".
He then returns a minute later with an older cat at the clinic who
looks over the duck, and shakes its head "NO".
The doctor declares, "I am sorry ma'am, but your duck is dead."
She then receives the bill and it is $200.
"$200" she shrieks, "$200 for what?!?!?!"
The doctor states, "Well, if you had taken my word for it, it only would
have cost you $ 20.... But you have to pay for the lab report and the
cat scan."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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