Top 10 Redneck Pick Up Lines...
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Top 10 Redneck Pick Up Lines...
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.
Cuz you just blew me away.
2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
we kin sleep til afternoon.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
and...... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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