For My Canadian Friends.....
December 31st, 2012, 08:24 AM
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For My Canadian Friends.....
Canadian EhHello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house.!
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
Dejected, tired, and angry, They swore at Billy and left!
A short while later... The phone rings at Billy's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! It's Ol' Eddie, Did the Police come?"
"Yeah! Says Billy Bob"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep. every damn Log"
That's Great!!!
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house.!
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
Dejected, tired, and angry, They swore at Billy and left!
A short while later... The phone rings at Billy's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! It's Ol' Eddie, Did the Police come?"
"Yeah! Says Billy Bob"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep. every damn Log"
That's Great!!!
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
Last edited by Eddie Hansen; December 31st, 2012 at 08:28 AM.
December 31st, 2012, 04:38 PM
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This was written by an American. Every maple syrup loving, back bacon eating, hockey stick waving, pot smoking, Canadian knows that NEIGHBOUR is spelled with an "U" eh !?!
Adam
December 31st, 2012, 05:07 PM
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Hey, maybe that is how I can get some of these local kids to actually work!
January 1st, 2013, 10:32 AM
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January 1st, 2013, 12:41 PM
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January 1st, 2013, 01:06 PM
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A little Newfie was sitting at a bar in Fredericton enjoying a pint of beer when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea."
Well, the Newfie dusts himself off, gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly American drinks a bit, then gets up to use the bathroom and as he walks by the Newfie, he again smacks him on the other side of the neck knocking him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he boasts.
The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American still sitting at the bar drinking. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. He calls the bartender over and says, "When he wakes up, b'y, tell en dat was a frickin' crowbar from Canadian Tire."
Well, the Newfie dusts himself off, gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly American drinks a bit, then gets up to use the bathroom and as he walks by the Newfie, he again smacks him on the other side of the neck knocking him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he boasts.
The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American still sitting at the bar drinking. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. He calls the bartender over and says, "When he wakes up, b'y, tell en dat was a frickin' crowbar from Canadian Tire."
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