Lady72nRob71

I knew this was coming.... Watch for it on evil bay.
More comfy than a barstool racer!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8323997.stm

cutlassgal

Citcapp, we can start a new TV reality series on your trek across the US in your new modified, motorized lounge chair!! We'll post stops along the way!! LOL

Jamesbo

Citcapp this one fer you

Bluevista

I dig the rail dragster steering wheel on that baby, put one of those on your car and try to go around a sharp corner.

Here's a nice convertible with options if you want to stay out of the hot sun on your epic journey Citcapp.



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cutlassgal

Lady72nRob71

I sure like the on-board drink mixer options!

cutlassgal

citcapp

My heart is about to burst, the love I feel eminating from all of you is hard to discribe. I'll be watching the auction and planning the trip

cutlassgal

Ah, shucks!!

1ATony

I saw this on the news.

Bluevista

As of right now it's 6300 bucks. Considering that it's vitually pricelesss that ain't a bad deal.

I really want to see the bear riding it with Citcapp and Jamesbo running after it.
Of course it would have to be a sped up video with Benny Hill chase music.
I'm just thinking about it and and tears are coming to my eyes, it only hurts when I laugh and I'm in some serious pain here.
Cutlassgal could be in it but I don't think she would approve of her Benny Hill female pursuer costume.

All food is better with bacon and all chases are funny in fast motion with a Boots Randolph Yackety Sax soundtrack.

My favorite Benny Hill quote and good advice too;

“Do unto others, then run.”

cutlassgal

Benny Hill chase music!! I'm feelin your pain! LOL!!! I can just picture that whole scene!!! I would have to see my costume before I sign on - I can only hope it would cover certain things?? I used to have some bass guitar playin outfits.... I got rid of them before I moved in with Larry!! Some things are better left unknown!! You crack me up!!!!!

citcapp

the banter between cutlassgal and blue vista is a crack up. I got to get to your area one of these days just to meet you two in person.

cutlassgal

Yes you do!!! That Bluevista is a funny guy!! I only met him once, but he leaves a lasting impression! Oh, wait... that was his evil twin Redgoat that I met! Sometimes I can't tell the difference! You're more than welcome to come to our engine paintin party next spring! Stop on by! I'm buyin the pizza and beer, and I'm sure we'll be havin some fun!! And you can meet the prettiest one! We'd be pleased to have ya!!

Bluevista

Come on down citcapp!
Redgoat and I would be very happy to meet you, he can be a little mischievous so be aware of that fact.
You can bunk in the loft of Sandy's barn on the hay bales, she has an acre at least so you bring a motor home or big tent too.

This engine painting party may turn into a major annual event. The more the merrier, everybody's welcome and Sandy's buying.
I will be taking pre-orders for the Benny Hill style video of Sandy chasing me around her yard with a big stick when the throngs of anybody on the internet reading this shows up.
There are lots of trees to run circles around and stuff so I think I'm safe.
The address of Sandy's house is...

We could paint that engine in about ten minutes with enough hands.

If you could drive that chair it would be an extra added bonus citcapp. Stick your 455 in it for a little more power and you could swing by and pick up Jamesbo and his world famous omniverous furry friend unless he's hibernating, the bear that is.
The Tiger and Jamesbo's nieces are also more than welcome, you may need a nice big black leather sofa trailer to pull with that vehicle for more passenger capacity though?

You don't want to be a Hills Angel Sandy?
I'll ask my wife Laura, she has her female Engish bobby and nurse outfits around here somewhere.
Benny Hill costumes cover everything...just.
When he sneezes towards a female, there's a little breeze, or a tiny tree branch snags them all their outer clothes fly off in one fell swoop though.


Benny Hill quote;

“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”

cutlassgal

You tickle me!!! I'm gonna be buyin, and probably cryin too!! We'll have some fun, and exercise to work that beer and pizza off!!! Y'all come!!
See Allan run
See Sandy chase Allan
See tree branch snag Sandys skirt
See Larry with shotgun....

Bluevista

See Allan being chased by Larry
See Allan woo-hooing and bouncing around like Daffy Duck while running
See Allan escaping with the Bear in the motorized chair
See Larry driving big John Deere chasing the Bear and Allan through Twinsburg
See Larrry catching Allan
See and hear Allan screaming like a girl
See Allan pleading that he's got the wrong guy and giving him Wolfman's address.
See Wolfman run.
Run Wolfman Run!

I think he would get more upset if I ran through the garage with muddy feet though.

He doesn't have to worry about me, I'm as harmless as the Tasmanian Devil with no teeth. That Redgoat is all bark and no bite, I've kicked his butt many times.
I've been chasing my first, only and last wife Laura around since '75 and I'm as loyal as an old hound dog. She scares me more and can hurt me more than any old shotgun ever could with her evil stare of doom.


Larry and Laura have to meet, she wants a barn built in the backyard.

cutlassgal

Oh My God!!!! I am sooo glad the guys here are out to lunch right now, cuz I just about fell outa my chair laughing at this one!!!!! I'll be chuckling the rest of the day!! Run Wolfman! LOL!!!! I have tears in my eyes!!!

I'm glad Laura has you trained properly!!!! That's how it should be!! My brother in law introduces his wife Sandy, as "this is my next ex wife"!! I keep tellin him that one of these days, she's gonna kick his a$$!!! He hasn't been trained properly yet!
Citcapp... sure you want to be a part of this??? Ah.... feel the love!!

Bluevista

I've been out to lunch for years.

Yes, I'm trained very well but who bought me my Goat and goes to every show with me, or not if I want to play with my friends, no girls.
Gave me a lift for my b-day?
Went to look at Vista in Wisconsin with me and stayed at the No-Tell motel? It was the only one close by that had any vacancies, I think some Cheesehead convention was in town.
Convinced me and insisted I buy the Vista when I was walking away from it? "It has no rust and you won't find one this close, cheap and clean again in a million years! The shipping is too expensive and I'm not going way out there and driving a junker back or staying at a lousy motel again!!!!!!" she calmly exclaimed.
Loaded a van full of spare parts and drove most of the time back while I relaxed and pondered life, the origin of the universe and the brewskis I was consuming?
Drives me around in the Vista on test runs while I sit in the back and stare out the roof window?
She has me trained allright.

Please don't tell her I wrote this Sandy, Okay???
Okay?.....
Sandy?

Please! I'll do anything! Extortion is no fair!

cutlassgal

You're somewhere, alright!! Your secrets are safe with me.... at least right now!!! I knew there was a reason I liked Laura when I met her! She's my kind of "sister"!
I used to have a boss/friend, in his 30's, who liked to tell me (after his flavor of the week would dump him)... "Sandy, you're ALL sisters!!" He knew it made me mad to be put in the same catagory as the bimbo/airhead types he went for!!! Like, totally... giggle giggle!

There are only a fewwomen I put in MY sister catagory!

I used to tell him that one day he would quit worrying about "who looks good on him" and start thinking about how good someone would treat him! Now he's been married a couple years and has a beautiful daughter! I trained him well!! Hard job, but someone had to do it!

We'll talk about extortion later....

Bluevista

Later?

Laura will be very happy and proud to hear the "sista" news.
She doesn't have many friends that are "girls" if you know what I mean. She gets along better with guys. I swear that if she isn't around the car at things that every guy in town walks up to my car, looks around me like I'm not there and says "Where's Laura?".
She likes you too, she was very upset when you didn't win a trophy at the Ox Roast.
You should have heard the words she had for the Cutlasses and 442's being in the same class.
She was really mad about the brand new Cramaros, Chalyangers and Rustangs that were in the same class as the old ones and won a lot of the trophies, still brings it up constantly.

How you get along is way more important than anything. Everything else is frosting on the cake.
I know I did good and that's all that matters to me.

I think Larry did pretty good and may not know how good he's got it but I'm sure you remind him a lot.
He seems like a pretty good and really cool guy from what you've said, we have some very similar traits.

I have to go check the chair auction so this thread isn't totally hijacked.
I think we better start collecting donations for citcapp to purchase it soon.
Medicare buys a ton of those motorized Wal-Mart type wheel chair devices you see on TV, they buy 15 or 20 of them for some people alone.
I bet any money with the right "doctor's" prescription you could get them to pay for that baby and give you a huge grant to study Bear motorized chair driving techniques.

wolfman98

[quote=Bluevista;121114]See Allan being chased by Larry
See Allan woo-hooing and bouncing around like Daffy Duck while running
See Allan escaping with the Bear in the motorized chair
See Larry driving big John Deere chasing the Bear and Allan through Twinsburg
See Larrry catching Allan
See and hear Allan screaming like a girl
See Allan pleading that he's got the wrong guy and giving him Wolfman's address.
See Wolfman run.
Run Wolfman Run!

See wolfman jump in bigger tractor
See Larry turn and run
See Allen turn and run
See police escort for very strange parade

Bluevista

[QUOTE=wolfman98;121175]

You do have a really big tractor don't you?... uh-oh.

Let's see...

Sandy's Larry would be at the head of the parade in big John Deere tractor
I would be right behind
My evil twin Redgoat
Sandy would be chasing Redgoat with a stick
The Bear in the motorized chair
Citcapp chasing his chair that he mistakenly let Bear drive
Jamesbo chasing after citcapp for contributing to the delinquency of his Bear
Jamesbo's nieces
Jamesbo's Vista fuel tank Tiger
Wolfman98 in tractor bigger than Larry's John Deere tractor
Well endowed female English policewoman
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police on their faithful steeds bringing up the rear...


This Benny Hill tribute video is getting better all the time.

toro68

I posted a thread on this "DWI CHair on Ebay", on the Aurora Club of North America forum. Last I saw the item was off the Ebay site, before the bidding ended.

toro68

LOL!

citcapp

This is parade I would like to see with all the run runs chase chase bears well endowed english police woman (where did that come from) etc. Sit back drink a beer and watch oh wait can't do that I'm in the parade.

cutlassgal

Our tax dollars at work!!! We're workin on it Citcapp!! Sorry for the little detours we take, but sometimes you have to get off the beaten path!!

cutlassgal

[quote=wolfman98;121175]
See Sandy never show her face in Twinsburg again!!!!

[quote=Bluevista;121199]
This is gonna be a million dollar seller, no doubt!!!! I love it!!!


Citcapp, start from the beginning and read slowly!!! We got some action going now!!! I'm having trouble keeping up!

Col Wickham

Back to chair........
That guy got a 6 month suspended jail sentence and a 2 year bond for 3 times the limit in a friggin' chair.
A certain bloke over here, who I know really well, got nabbed at just under 3 times the limit earlier this year in a 440 Plymouth Road Runner just before he sold it and bought an Oldsmobile. I...I mean he was off the road less than 3 months got no fine and no conviction...which is why I....I mean he is now cruising around in my...I mean his 67 convertible.
Surely can't have been chair-guy's first offence. Wonder what he was driving the previous time? Maybe a three seater lounge and failed to stop at a truck weigh-in station....

cutlassgal

Jamesbo

Citcapp,

If''in you ever go to Ohio to meet these two. Don't drink the water.
There's sum'in in it that makes you not quite right.

Bluevista

I have noticed Sandy isn't quite right too, must be that Lake Erie city water.

I have a well and after my dogs drink they dance around on their front feet then chase and bite their tails for hours, they like it and show their happiness.
I aked my evil twin Redgoat to try some so I could observe and he seems okay, he just did a weird dance and now he's chasing his tail and biting it, so he likes it too!

I see that you also have an evil twin Col Wickham, A. Certain Bloke.
That guy gets around. I've even heard Benny Hill refer to him, he's always walking into a bar/pub with some type of wild or barnyard animal.

I dont know about in the Down Under but drunk driving is about the worst thing you can ever do besides smoke cigarettes or question global warming here in the Up Over.

It was fine when everybody was drunk driving like when I was a kid.
It all evened out because everybody's reactions were slow and those who didn't drink knew to stay the he## off the roads on party nights
The cops would park and lock your car then drive you home and put you to bed if you got too wasted.

Just think of the time the Bear would get, if he smokes he'd end up as a rug.

wolfman98

Drinking and driving is a big no-no everywhere these days but not as bad as some muslim countries. If you are caught in Saudi Arabia over the limit I believe it's a life sentence (25 years) It used to be a public beheading A friend of mine worked in kuwait for about 3 years and lived in a Canadian compound where they could drink and watch movies or go to dances but if anyone was caught being drunk in public on the streets they were deported and never allowed to return. They are seriously strict over there when it comes to drinking. Here they have been bringing in laws about smoking cigarettes in public. You cannot smoke in any public building or workplace , you cannot smoke on any public sidewalk or in any public park or beach , and you cannot even smoke in your car if there is someone under the age of 18. But here is the stupidity of this law , you cannot purchase cigarettes until you are 19 (same as alcohol) but you can smoke them after the age of 16 I asked a police officer what happens if my 17 year old decided to light up in the car while I was driving and he said there was nothing they could really do unless I was smoking Pretty soon I won't be allowed to smoke in my own house because I have a cat

cutlassgal

I hear voices.... they don't like you!

Don't worry Citcapp, we'll give you adult beverages!


Dithpicable!!!

citcapp

I don't drink water by itself anyway. needs scotch, irish whisky, or something else attached or it tasts funny. Beer works ok or vodka, gin, you get the idea.

Jamesbo

"I hear voices.... they don't like you! "


Never met a woman I couldn't tick off.

Jamesbo

I gotta stay away from Gin. Those juniper berries make me feel rich, horney, invisible and bullet proof all at the same time.

No you can't have a copy of the video, it ain't pretty.

cutlassgal

xoxoxoxoxo.....


Don't look Ethyl!!!!

Bluevista

I have fond memories of Ethyl from the gas station when I was a young youth, she's the one waving at me in the back seat.

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I think I fell for wifey Laura because of Ethyl when I saw her pumping gas for the first time at her dad's station, Eau de Sunoco is still my favorite perfume.
Thanks for the set-up Sandy, I've been waiting for just the right moment to use that pic for months.


You have a well Sandy??? I was worried but now I feel better.
We're both apparently fine and so are you, everybody else is "different" so we must have magical wells.

Citcapp should have the top shelf stuff when you go to the liquor store, Bear will drink just about anything, Boones Farm Apple wine or Mad Dog 20-20 will do .
Ever see W.C. Fields accidentally drink straight water?

I wondered why those Muslims are always so uptight, thanks for the explanation Wolfman.
What would they make alcohol from over there anyway, oil???
I think every one of them smokes, they have plenty of Camels so that's no problem.

So drinking Gin just makes you feel normal Jamesbo?
I don't see any problem other than alcohol abuse for wasting good Gin.

Can I buy a copy??

cutlassgal

Did you take your meds today???? Sometimes I wonder!! I'm always happy to help you out!!

Did you steal that picture from Citcapp??? If he can identify those ladies, you're in trouble!!! Eau de Sunoco.... mmmm...mmm...mmm!! How much have you drank today from your magical well???
I am just sooooo relieved to know it's those others that are different, and not us! I didn't think it was us- I thought we were all ok! Aren't we??? shut up voices or i'll poke you with a q-tip again.....
You'll have to tell me what top shelf liquor is when the time comes, cause I don't buy it!! Someone as prestigious as Citcapp must have the best!!! On hand right now I do have some Grey Goose Vodka - never opened - hidden far back in the closet... and some Mikes Hard Lemonade!!
The bear will have to fight Larry and his home boy next door for the Coors and Bud Light beers! I hope the bear wins!!! LOL! If he insists though, I will splurge on one of those nice wines in a box from Giant Eagle!

Plenty of camels to smoke!!! You gotta stay away from the well!! I hear they like to drink straight 40 weight over there, with a shot of Slick 50!!!

I'll buy a couple tickets to watch that video of Jamesbo's when you get it.... we'll put the money in the fund for the chair - if we can get it back from the bear!