Math that finally makes some sense
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From: Rathdrum, Idano
Math that finally makes some sense
> This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.
> experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made
> me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
> like this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
> 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
> give over 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But ,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
> and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
> its the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.
> Now I know why some people are where they are!
>
> experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made
> me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
> like this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
> 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
> give over 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But ,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
> and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
> its the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.
> Now I know why some people are where they are!
>
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From: Goldbar, Wa. 98251
> This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.
> experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made
> me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
> like this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
> 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
> give over 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But ,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
> and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
> its the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.
> Now I know why some people are where they are!
>
> experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made
> me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
> like this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
> 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
> give over 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But ,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
> and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
> its the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.
> Now I know why some people are where they are!
>
Truer words were never spoken!
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CittCapp! It's hard to make me LOL, sitting at the 'puter scrolling through CO, but you did a whale of a job of it this AM! Probably going to hijack that thread of yours and send to some friends via email, if that's OK. Really funny!
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