I have trolls!
July 29th, 2011, 03:11 AM
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I have trolls!
Literally. 
So much that it woke me up to post this believe it or not, as I can't separate dream from reality. I had a dream I was sleeping, but at the same time I felt something pulling on my toes, then I heard a huffing/breathing sound, then something running out of my room. I woke up right away, grabbed a flashlight looking around. I have locked my bedroom door... but now realize that these trolls can just open up little doorways in walls as they please. Now I have had dreams where I kick or hit the wall, and actually do for real waking up in pain, but this was a little too real.
So... in case this is true, how do I combat this? Get a cat, an old record player, and a large old style square floor fan?
So much that it woke me up to post this believe it or not, as I can't separate dream from reality. I had a dream I was sleeping, but at the same time I felt something pulling on my toes, then I heard a huffing/breathing sound, then something running out of my room. I woke up right away, grabbed a flashlight looking around. I have locked my bedroom door... but now realize that these trolls can just open up little doorways in walls as they please. Now I have had dreams where I kick or hit the wall, and actually do for real waking up in pain, but this was a little too real.So... in case this is true, how do I combat this? Get a cat, an old record player, and a large old style square floor fan?
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July 29th, 2011, 04:15 AM
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No, no movies. I do have Gout though, and had several flare ups this year. They always happen in the toe joints and always at night. Perhaps it was the Gout Troll.
Found this img on wiki...
Found this img on wiki...
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July 29th, 2011, 08:12 AM
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You guys crack me up, lol! Well it beats having crabs or lice or something.... Sorry, couldn't help it. Maybe you should mention the dreams, and have your doctor do a sleep study on you.....
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July 29th, 2011, 10:07 AM
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Trolls?????
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ????? Over.... LOL....
Well if you woke up to this little lady it serves ya right for waiting till closing time to make your "move" LOL... and over indulging in adult beverages to boot.......
I think we all hear voices ( buy that project, buy that project ) but trolls?????
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ????? Over.... LOL....
Well if you woke up to this little lady it serves ya right for waiting till closing time to make your "move" LOL... and over indulging in adult beverages to boot.......
I think we all hear voices ( buy that project, buy that project ) but trolls?????
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July 29th, 2011, 08:03 PM
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July 29th, 2011, 08:43 PM
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Cool! How did you get that picture? I mean what type of camera take's that kind of picture? Must be special film... Back on topic. I use "Trollbegone". If more than one, get the Extra Strength.
July 29th, 2011, 08:54 PM
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Pic is from wikipedia (drawn in 1799?). Little demon is after the big toe joint. For those with Gout like myself, you know what I be meaning... it aint fun.
I already questioned the Furby and Stitch dolls in the area, and they state they seen and heard nothing. I am not even going to bed tonight... just sitting waiting with the 12 Gauge and some 00-Buck. I have a cross as well just in case shooting it only makes it angry.
I already questioned the Furby and Stitch dolls in the area, and they state they seen and heard nothing. I am not even going to bed tonight... just sitting waiting with the 12 Gauge and some 00-Buck. I have a cross as well just in case shooting it only makes it angry.
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