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Old Oct 14, 2022 | 09:53 AM
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There’s a good movie on tonight, watch me take a crap
Old Oct 15, 2022 | 05:28 PM
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Old Oct 17, 2022 | 09:58 AM
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Secondly, you’re looking at the ball
Old Oct 18, 2022 | 10:06 AM
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Old Oct 19, 2022 | 09:31 AM
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Looks like you’re not going to get any attention
Old Oct 19, 2022 | 07:45 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2022 | 09:45 AM
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I know you’re looking at the guy in the blue shorts
Old Oct 21, 2022 | 10:23 AM
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Watch for the termites
Old Oct 24, 2022 | 10:32 AM
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Is this legal?
Old Oct 25, 2022 | 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ELY442

Is this legal?
Making bacon
Old Oct 25, 2022 | 10:03 AM
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Is this is why I’m losing air pressure?
Old Oct 26, 2022 | 10:05 AM
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Ooook
Old Oct 27, 2022 | 09:47 AM
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I don’t know how fast you were going but I do know what time you were speeding
Old Oct 28, 2022 | 10:13 AM
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This is what you get when you call my Cutlass a Nova
Old Oct 28, 2022 | 01:51 PM
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Old Oct 31, 2022 | 10:23 AM
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Good advice
Old Nov 1, 2022 | 10:57 AM
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There’s a new virus
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 09:39 AM
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Don’t lie, you know she’s hot
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 10:51 AM
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I’ve never seen a camel toe that large
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 12:52 PM
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I’ve never seen a camel toe that large
And I don't ever want to.............
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 01:53 PM
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Let's erase the previous image from our minds...as if it never existed.



Old Nov 2, 2022 | 03:31 PM
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Omg..........
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 06:00 PM
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Omg..........
That's nothing compared to what we used to have on ROP. You might not have been able to handle it, comrade.
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 07:40 PM
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That's nothing compared to what we used to have on ROP. You might not have been able to handle it, comrade.
Probably not. But, please try to keep your sister off of social media..........
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 07:47 PM
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Dude, you can have my sister. Please.
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 08:06 PM
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Dude, you can have my sister. Please.
Man, that is cold. I don't think your sister would appreciate that, with havin to ride a power scooter to shop at wally world.........
Old Nov 2, 2022 | 08:57 PM
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Very bourgeois for you to mention a capitalist institution such as Wal Mart, perhaps there is hope for you yet.
Old Nov 3, 2022 | 09:33 AM
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Ok guys, I’ll give you a break, how about helping this girl looking for something that she can’t find?
Old Nov 3, 2022 | 10:34 AM
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Don’t lie, you know she’s hot
She can't find it either
Old Nov 4, 2022 | 10:49 AM
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Don’t forget to smile
Old Nov 5, 2022 | 03:06 PM
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I’ve never seen a camel toe that large
That's called a moose paw
Old Nov 7, 2022 | 10:20 AM
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What a clusterf__k
Old Nov 7, 2022 | 02:58 PM
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Someone has far, far too much Photoshop time on their hands


Originally Posted by ELY442;14

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What a clusterf__k
Old Nov 7, 2022 | 03:26 PM
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Norm, 'tis real... This from Wikipedia. There's a whole article on it.

Traffic Light Tree is a public sculpture in Poplar, London, England, created by the French sculptor Pierre Vivant following a competition run by the Public Art Commissions Agency for the London Docklands Development Corporation under their Public Art programme. Originally situated on a roundabout in Limehouse, near Canary Wharf and Millwall, at the junction of Heron Quay, Marsh Wall and Westferry Road,[1] it is now located on a different roundabout near Billingsgate Market in Poplar.
Old Nov 7, 2022 | 03:34 PM
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Mike - Not sure about your URL link, but I found it.
Appeared Photoshop artwork since I see no shadows cast by this behemoth yet there are shadows cast by nearly all other objects. It's a interesting 'sculptor'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_Light_Tree
Old Nov 8, 2022 | 10:10 AM
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I had a dream that you were taking a crap
Old Nov 9, 2022 | 09:59 AM
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Girl in the pink shirt, look again
Old Nov 10, 2022 | 09:57 AM
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Just in case if you miss
Old Nov 11, 2022 | 10:11 AM
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Pay toll before entering
Old Nov 14, 2022 | 10:10 AM
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Wait, what?



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