Dr. Seuss for Adults
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Just an Olds Guy
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From: Edmonton, AB. And "I am Can 'eh' jun - eh"
Dr. Seuss for Adults
Maybe you've seen these? If not laugh along. Got others? Collect 'em all!!
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For cittcap and Dan and other ol phartz dear to us all
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For Redgoat and hiz flyin monkeys.....
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For Blue Vista and Jamesbo!
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For eveyrone whho lkies a dnrik onse in a wlihe! my bsetest finerd "Slam". Hosits ankors budz!
cid_0A3557EBA1F446FE9995FEDFEFB4E60.jpg?t=1262489974
For cittcap and Dan and other ol phartz dear to us all
cid_78AD498E343F425BB1D246AA767A2FB.jpg?t=1262490059
For Redgoat and hiz flyin monkeys.....
cid_899627BB4BE940C9A1595AC5EEC5A3E.jpg?t=1262490086
For Blue Vista and Jamesbo!
cid_DFA2289794CE49798437BF816B0CA3A.jpg?t=1262490111
For eveyrone whho lkies a dnrik onse in a wlihe! my bsetest finerd "Slam". Hosits ankors budz!
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If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus
is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your
screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as
I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram
your rom. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
your mom!
[Ed: Originally written by GeneZiegler (elz1@cornell.edu)]
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus
is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your
screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as
I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram
your rom. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
your mom!
[Ed: Originally written by GeneZiegler (elz1@cornell.edu)]
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