Jamesbo

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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citcapp

Makes sense to me, might as well get some good use out her while you can. Being a good Alaske wife, she wouldn't have wanted the things to go to waste.

cutlassgal

Craw crabs! LOL!!!!! That's funny, Jamesbo!!

Bluevista

Them crawcrabs must be some good eatin'.

I threw some snow crab traps out in the backyard.
The snow shark fins were circling but I was brave.
I use Smurfs for bait.

cutlassgal

You are funny! Is a snow shark anything like a Landshark??

1969w3155

Went cross country skiing a few years back, we brought some snake bite medicine jus in case we got bit by a snow snake. I suspect that I got nipped or had a nip 'cus my eyes got red and swollen, an' I started fallen down alot. Good thing my friends wuz there to keep me alert...by stuffing snow in my face

cutlassgal

.....I got nipped or had a nip 'cus my eyes got red and swollen, an' I started fallen down alot.


Sure ya wasn't nippin something else???

starfire_62