How to decide the winner in presidential election
January 17th, 2017, 11:57 AM
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How to decide the winner in presidential election
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too
close to call?
With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary & Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM.
Day 1 finished: Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished: and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-bitch.”
Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and spy on him and figure out how he was cheating. Day 3 finished: Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total.
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
close to call?
With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary & Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM.
Day 1 finished: Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished: and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-bitch.”
Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and spy on him and figure out how he was cheating. Day 3 finished: Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total.
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
January 17th, 2017, 12:32 PM
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I will go ahead and close this thread now before someone comments on the politics.
I will go ahead and close this thread now before someone comments on the politics.
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