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Old May 11th, 2012, 03:51 PM
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LMAO - Check out this Buick Cutlass

This is too friggin funny! Enjoy!

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2955126545.html
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What The *!#$???????
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this is the part i like "because i am a college student"
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Hmmmmm, when I was in high school we put GTO noses on a Chevelle. Firebird noses on Camaros. Who knows?
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My favorite part: "i really dont like it because its a old looking car well at least i think that."

Yet he never lists a year...moron!
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Has a 350 Chevy with a Pontiac interior too.
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Old May 12th, 2012, 08:05 AM
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Wish there was a picture!
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Old May 16th, 2012, 09:52 AM
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$2000 isn't too bad for a car that rare.....possibly the only buick cutlass in existance. somebody should ****** it up!!!!

"needs a battery and a tune up"....

translation - "doesn't always start, has electrical problems, runs like crap, & i havn't done anything except drive and beat on this car"
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Maybe it is an Oldsmobuick:

Definition 1 - "Piece-of-*hit car driven by the divorce lawyer of Fletch's ex-wife."

Definition 2 - "A word coined by Fletch to describe any large American sedan. Many models by Oldsmobile, Buick, Chevrolet, Lincoln, Chrysler, and Ford in the 60s-80s were virtually indistinguishable. 'Oldsmobuick' is the useful generic term for this type of vehicle. In the 90s, these sedans became less boxy, but it is still difficult to tell one manufacturer's model from the other. Thus the term 'Oldsmobuick' still applies."
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Old May 16th, 2012, 10:21 AM
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some how i feel this college student isn't going to do so well..
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Someone with a smartphone should call him and see if we can get some pics posted.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 10:48 AM
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So they are selling this one of a kind "Buick" simply because they are a college student and the car looks old....

Some people.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by frankr442
Someone with a smartphone should call him and see if we can get some pics posted.
i'm on it....
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Originally Posted by chrisneu68olds
Maybe it is an Oldsmobuick:

Definition 1 - "Piece-of-*hit car driven by the divorce lawyer of Fletch's ex-wife."

Definition 2 - "A word coined by Fletch to describe any large American sedan. Many models by Oldsmobile, Buick, Chevrolet, Lincoln, Chrysler, and Ford in the 60s-80s were virtually indistinguishable. 'Oldsmobuick' is the useful generic term for this type of vehicle. In the 90s, these sedans became less boxy, but it is still difficult to tell one manufacturer's model from the other. Thus the term 'Oldsmobuick' still applies."
Yes, this is what came to my mind and I would have brought up if you hadn't first.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 11:26 AM
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some how i feel this college student isn't going to do so well..
I'm guessing he will be valedictorian with his political science degree
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he's telling me he'll text pics in a few hours when he get's out of work, but i wanted to share the convo we've had so far, it's kinda funny:

me: any pics of the cutlass??

him: yes

me: please text them to me, thanks!!

(no reply for 15 min)

me: did you forget about me??

him: no i am not at home rite now i can send u the pix around 4 when i get home from work i apologize

me: no problem, by your ad it sounded like you could send them immediately, no problem

him: i will send you pics around that time. but by your cell # it doesn't seem like you are in the texas area, cuz i stay in fresno TX and i don't accept checks, i will not travel

me: i'd be sending a trailor with cash if i end up wanting it

him: okay, i'll send you pics ASAP

me: thanks....i don't shine shoes, i don't tape ankles, i don't write checks - straight cash homie!!!

him: alright cool
i crack myself up sometimes, i almost feel evil......the last part about shining shoes & taping ankles is a quote that randy moss made to the press after a game a few years back, priceless. pics will be posted soon!!
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Old May 16th, 2012, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ah64pilot
This is too friggin funny! Enjoy!

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2955126545.html

i just read your engine dyno thread....u mention $1600 cost for the alternator, brackets, and pulley's....i'm guessing that's the Mondello rip off setup?? i'm not knocking the setup, i think it's badass, but i also think they make about $600-800 everytime they sell a complete setup. i cannot see those parts costing THEM more than $800. i offered them $1200 for everything (no AC) and they said no. i can't justify that much cash on a pulley/bracket system.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 01:26 PM
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I want to buy his eye fone - cheep. I also will not travel, but I hear they got this new fangled thing called mail now.....He can keep his Buick cutlass.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 1965cutlassragtop
i just read your engine dyno thread....u mention $1600 cost for the alternator, brackets, and pulley's....i'm guessing that's the Mondello rip off setup?? i'm not knocking the setup, i think it's badass, but i also think they make about $600-800 everytime they sell a complete setup. i cannot see those parts costing THEM more than $800. i offered them $1200 for everything (no AC) and they said no. i can't justify that much cash on a pulley/bracket system.
Yeah that's it...it is a rip off, but man you should see it on the car lol! It is really nice, and I couldn't make it myself. It's one of those things I prolly wouldn't do again but I'm glad I was dumb enough to do it once lol!
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Old May 16th, 2012, 04:32 PM
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I want to buy his eye fone - cheep. I also will not travel, but I hear they got this new fangled thing called mail now.....He can keep his Buick cutlass.
Hay, jew gots one of dem eye fonez? I ain't gotz one but I hear'd dayz good fo sendin dem pitchas an such. If'n you gitz one lemme knowd how jew lack it!
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Old May 16th, 2012, 06:20 PM
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Ya, eye fones can take pichures and sendem to you. Ony it takes me 15 mintues or so to figger out how ta do it. You kinda have ta wait till i get home an maybe I can do it faster on the compture. Jew wanna buy one ovem? Cheep? I can gettum real fast from my bud Vinnie an Looeegee. only dont ask weer they comed from. Might not say eye fone in it but trust me its the real deal
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Old May 16th, 2012, 07:51 PM
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It's one of those things I prolly wouldn't do again but I'm glad I was dumb enough to do it once lol!
Yeah - Life's full of things like that. And if it isn't, you aren't doing it right .

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Old May 16th, 2012, 07:59 PM
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Oh yeah, I really want that whole Mondello accessory setup...maybe one day if I have some cash to blow I'll take the dive. I always seem to find other things more worth the money, but damn it looks sexy and not many people have it.


Here's the sacred Buick Cutlass:

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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:08 PM
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OMG a 93 Cutlass Ciera SL. Body looks to be in good shape. What else did you find out? That was the top o the line Cierra in 93 and could have a 2.2 DOHC or the Buick 3.3 engine. Maybe he's looking at the engine lable? During those years, I can't remember if they left the division nameplates on the engine or not.
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He said it was a 95, needs battery belt and a "tune-up"...starts and drives. Probably only needs filters changed, plugs, wires, fuel system cleanse, fluids flushed. Actually isn't a bad deal if all is well.

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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 1965cutlassragtop
He said it was a 95, needs battery belt and a "tune-up"...starts and drives. Probably only needs filters changed, plugs, wires, fuel system cleanse, fluids flushed. Actually isn't a bad deal if all is well.
Was thinking the same thing...He say how many miles on it or an OBO? More important, does he have title?
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I'd buy that and have a new daily driver.

Not a bad looking car. Probably needs a new Lower Intake manifold gasket though. Meh $120 and a few hours of my time

Has ABS and needs a belt, NOW!! Look at the alternator and PS Pump. If it had a belt, you would see it on the PS Pump and alt, not the groves
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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Redog
I'd buy that and have a new daily driver.

Not a bad looking car. Probably needs a new Lower Intake manifold gasket though. Meh $120 and a few hours of my time

Has ABS and needs a belt, NOW!! Look at the alternator and PS Pump. If it had a belt, you would see it on the PS Pump and alt, not the groves
Good eye Redog! Anything else?? That's gotta prove that it wasn't running as he said. Price just dropped to 1500.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 09:22 PM
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Buick Cutlass...well as much as GM shared components and changing only sheet metal, I suppose that this could be the epitome of the "Oldsmobuick" Olds Cutlass Ciera, Buick Century, same thing.
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i'm on it....
Great work on getting the info!

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He must be in Hair college.
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That thing ain't going to be driven anywhere without a belt on the PS and alternator.!!! Maybe it DID drive good at one time, but not when that picture was taken.

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Originally Posted by Allan R
Good eye Redog! Anything else?? That's gotta prove that it wasn't running as he said. Price just dropped to 1500.

Count on the serpentine belt tensioner being shot too. May have helped with the loss of belt. Bearing siezes and fries the belt.

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Thumbs up

Originally Posted by 1965cutlassragtop
me: thanks....i don't shine shoes, i don't tape ankles, i don't write checks - straight cash homie!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is going in my "Best Craigslist Negotiation Proceedures" manual....

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Originally Posted by Allan R
Good eye Redog! Anything else?? That's gotta prove that it wasn't running as he said. Price just dropped to 1500.
Originally Posted by arodenhiser
Count on the serpentine belt tensioner being shot too. May have helped with the loss of belt. Bearing siezes and fries the belt.

Adam
Tensioner is pretty easy to do. $38 part and a 15mm bolt. They do go after 100,000 miles though

Looking at that engine again I see the following.
  • Alternator is new or at least newer.
  • Coolant is full which means either a LIMG was leaking and dude filled it up or it's just been driven before the pic was taken, but it looks overfilled to me
  • Upper manifold is very clean, possible finger prints on it meaning LIMG was just done
  • Looks like the throttle cable is over by the battery, and nowhere near the Throttle Body
  • bolt missing on pass side upper strut mount
  • power steering pully has a small chip in it could be nothing, could be the start of a crack
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some how i feel this college student isn't going to do so well..
Ha!
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